[Verse 1]
Turn on the speak it's the first time I get
To talk on the speak because you know okay
Darn those smart alec, crazy cajon boy
Come in to my nice clean kitchens
And get into my pantry, get my blackberry jim jam
That I'd pick blackberries
And make a jim jam in the winter time
To take out on the shrimping boat
And bring in a folding wads
Of wondrous waddy for my little wienies
And they come in to my blackberry jim jam
In the pantry and get them all over
The nice clean kitchen table cloth
The smart alec cajon boy will play the music

[Chorus]
Well, the Gulf it got a grassy bottom setting where the rock is there
And that's where I've been going for the shrimping sailing
Leaping across the grassy moss bringing in a briny bin

[Bridge]
Making folds of wondrous waddy for the living that I'm loving
Where they creep and crawl and flip and flap and flob and dangle dobbing
Sponge a fouler drag them holler more a course the ocean horse
[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Of soddy bodies dressed in dandy eating carmel candy
Makin' me and all by babies folding wads of wondrous waddy
For the living that I'm loving in between the shrimping sailing

[Chorus]
Gulf, it got a grassy bottom setting where the rock is there
Leaping across the grassy moss bringing in a briny bin
Making folds of wondrous waddy for the living that I'm loving
Where they creep and crawl and flip and flap and flob and dangle dobbing

[Verse 3]
Sponge a fouler drag them holler more a course the ocean horse
Till it's time to haul them come back in with the briny bin
Of soddy bodies dressed in dandy carmel candy eating chicken
Finger licking, dancing, rancing, mancing, tancing
Making me and all by babies foldin' wads of wondrous waddy