I found America hiding in the corner of my wallet
It's a well kept secret, thought that I had better swallow it
Before they make me spit out the truth
Before they find you're lying about your youth

B movie, that's all you're to me
Just a soft soap story
Don't want the woman to adore me
I can't stand it when it goes to real to reel to real too real
Can't stand it when I throw punch lines you can feel

All the time, there's a rule book in Britannia
That no one ever waives
And everybody's on the make
It's not your heart I want to break

Turn out the lights
I'm thinking that I wanna go to sleep now
Just give me a promise that I'm supposed to keep now
Don't want some fool asking me why
When I find you're finally making me cry

B movie, that's all you're to me
Just a soft soap story
Don't want the woman to adore me
Can't stand it when it goes real to reel to real too real
You can't stand it when I throw punch lines you can feel
B movie, that's all you're to me
B movie, that's all you're to me
B movie, that's all you're to me