[Verse]
It's like Shakespeare
But with lot’s more punching
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crunching
Like Titanic, but the boat's still floating (Ooooo)
No, it’s not, the mother****ing boat is exploding!

[Chorus]
Nextwave! *Explosion*
Nextwave! *Explosion*

[Verse]
Dirk Anger is one crazy mamajama
He leads H.A.T.E., sittin' around in his pretty pink pajamas
H.A.T.E. was formed by the beyond corporation
Purposely to bring about catastrophic devastation!

[Chorus]
Nextwave! *Explosion, Gunshots*
Oh, Nextwave! *Explosion, Gunshots*

[Refrain]
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a stepson?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster *growl*, or a pirate (Yarr, matey), electric emu *electrical buzzing*, a giant sky rat, a midget Hitler, or Pontius Pilate?
Don't call your mom or your doctor, just pick up the phone and call:
[Chorus]
Nextwave! *Explosion*
Oh, oh, oh, Nextwave! *Explosion*

[Pre-Chorus]
(Give us a Nextwave roll call!)
Monica: is gonna microwave your ***!
Tabby: is gonna steal all your stuff!
Aaron: is going to organise your sock drawer
Elsa: is gonna speak with an accent!
The Captain: his name is The Captain!

[Chorus]
Nextwave! *Explosions, Gunshots*
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nextwave! *Explosions, Gunshots*
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nextwave! *Explosions, Gunshots*
Call, somebody, please call up Nextwave! *Explosions, Gunshots*
For God's sake, somebody, call Nextwave... (Ooooo)