[Intro: Bob, Gene, Tina, Linda & Louise]
B: Sweet potato fries are too sweet, and they're stupid and I hate them
G: Mom and her hot son like sweet potato fries
T: I-I like them, too
B: Have you tried regular fries, anyone? Because they're delicious and they have the perfect combination of crunch and saltiness, and-and-and...
L: Bob. Bob, calm down
Lou: No, Dad, keep going, this is good stuff

[Chorus]
Regular fries are the best fries
(Doot doo doot doot doot)
Regular fries they're just very good fries
(Doot doo doot doot doot)
Sweet potato fries are overrated
(Doot doo doot doot doot)
Baby

You've got to have reg... You've got to have regular fries
(Regular fries)
They're the best french fries
(Doot doo doot doot doot)
Regular fries they're just very, very, very good fries
(Doot doo doot doot doot)
Sweet potato fries they're overrated
(Doot doo doot doot doot)
Baby
You've got to have regular fries