[Intro: Docm77]
Listen Grian
Nobody touches my bush
You're done (You're done, you're done)

[Verse 1: Docm77]
It all started when Grian touched my redstone
He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic
Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skills
And crazy vocal acrobatics
I'm a legend of the NHO, with Etho, Beef and Double O
DocMC is coming for you sevenfold
Got Rendog and other firemen
To douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan
Iskall can try again

[Verse 2: Wels & Xisuma]
Yo
You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time
Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes
We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you
Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through
I'm the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light
Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict
You're guilty of getting murdered with words
Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds
Wohoo
[Chorus: All]
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 3: False & Xisuma]
If you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false
G-Team is dialing for help, but I'm ignoring their calls
And when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that False's on a killing spree
Try to stop my pvp and perish painfully
I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts
Your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts
I'll send a poison dart, to make you breathe your final breath
G-Team's name will be the only thing left
Yeah

[Verse 4: Impulse]
Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator
My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, Impulse is never lazy (Uh)
Tango, why would you betray me? Now my scope is aiming
Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming (What)
Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing
Better watch your step or the G-Team will end up blazing
Who's the better team? There is no controversy
But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy (All right)
[Chorus: All]
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 5: Xisuma]
X gon' give it to ya, I'm gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya, what
Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes
And the G-Team they're looking unclean needing some sunscreen
Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds
It's absurd how my rhymes got them injured
Danger, danger
I got lasers to cut 'em up like razors
It's flexin season and I got flavor
Their weak defenses like trenches and fences
That these dense heads are presenting

[Bridge: Xisuma & Docm77]
They're presenting them alright, they're not very good
I could walk over that, I could jump over that
I could use an ender pearl
I could use my elytra
Come on G-Team, jeez
Yo, I don't know what to say
Um, let me think
[Chorus: All]
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 5: Rendog]
Now I'm back, got some things I wanna say (Yeah)
Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, ayy
Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way (Cliff)
Cleo don't know who she freaking with (Ooh)
All the signs say to notify her next of kin
This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits (Ayy)
Spit that rhyme again (Brrr), 'cause the message is
I can mumble rap and still be the best there is (Woo-ah)

[Chorus: All]
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Outro: Mumbo]
Oh, you wanted me to do a verse?
(I'll have to check with G-Team⁠—)
I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule
And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing
I'm a busy guy, got lots of ...things to do
Yeah, I mean, I just don't know if it's a good idea for me to be part of this song really...