[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
Hello Joe, feeling low?
Can't say the same 'bout my stocks
Dow still rising but of course
It's only reported on Fox
I'm a boss
But when I'm hearing you speak, I'm at a loss
I take shots
You're defenseless against me like I'm the cops

[Verse 2: Joe Biden]
I'm sorry, it's my turn?
And I don't mean my turn to rap
It's my turn to run this country
Before you turn it all to crap
You'll start a war with China
Just to feed your ego, no cap

[Verse 3: Donald Trump]
Okay let's talk 'bout China
You know how they've been tryna
Take our jobs
Also unrelated but I love vagina
And the ladies love me back
Especially those with nice racks
You're a hack, Joe
I invite you to kiss my crack
[Verse 4: Joe Biden]
Yeah I'm sure thеy like you
After you paid them thеir fair share
You should probably take that money
And invest it in health care
Like the climate we need change
We've become a firing range
Riots all around
And you're more worried 'bout the stock exchange

[Verse 5: Donald Trump]
I know its Spooktober
But you don't have to act so dead
People love my rallies
For yours they have to bring their beds
I got Covid and even then
I had more energy than you
When are you learning to speak?
I did that when I was two

[Verse 6: Joe Biden]
You like to act tough
But we both know you got the smaller brain
Already beat one crazy old dude
And I can do it again
But good luck, if I lose
I will actually let you lead
Should you win, hopefully this time
You will not get impeached