[Verse 1]
As I walk through the mineshaft of cave spiders and webs
I look at my hunger bars and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been sprintin' and jumpin' so long, that
Even my doggy thinks that my steaks are gone
But I ain't never killed a cow that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a noob, you know that's unheard of
You better watch where you walkin' and where you diggin'
Or you mind end up swimmin' in molten rock
I'd really like to bridge, but I got no blocks
Pick just broke, I don't evеn get to mine this goldd
Noob, I'm the kinda Stеve the minecraft homies wanna be like
In the caves in the night, minin' diamonds in the torch light

[Chorus:]
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gamer's paradise
My sword got sharpness V livin' in the gamer's paradise
Been building with beehives livin' in the gamer's paradise
I really miss my wife livin' in the gamer's paradise


[Verse 2]
My helm got respiration, also unbreaking
I can't live a normal life, I was raised on the tweets
So I gotta be live on my Twitch stream
Too much Minecraft speedrun watchin' got me doubtin' Dream
I'm a educated fool, drop tables on my mind
Got my pearls in my hand and a blaze in the sky
I'm a loc'd out griefer, set lurin' creepers
But my runs are legit so don't call me a cheater
Noob, death ain't nothin' but a half heart away
I'm playin' on hardcore mode, what can I say?
I'm level 23, but will I live to see 24?
The way the mobs are spawinin' I don't know
[Refrain]
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That silk touch is worse than fortune III

[Chorus]
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gamer's paradise
My sword got sharpness V livin' in the gamer's paradise
Been building with beehives livin' in the gamer's paradise
I really miss my wife livin' in the gamer's paradise

[Verse 3]
Power and the mending, mending and the power
Village after village, tower after tower
Villagers are runnin', but half of them ain't tradin'
It's goin' on in the blacksmith, but I don't know what's smeltin'
They say to join the Realm, and they'll give me some freebies
But i keep getting errors, so how can I join please?
I guess I can't, I guess I won't
I guess I'm dumb, 'cause now I know my client's out of date, fool!

[Chorus]
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gamer's paradise
My sword got sharpness V livin' in the gamer's paradise
Been building with beehives livin' in the gamer's paradise
I really miss my wife livin' in the gamer's paradise