[Intro]
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
My city's a creep

[Refrain 1]
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
My city's a creep
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
My city's a creep

[Refrain 2]
What we want is what you want
What we want is what you want
Is free tv
What you want is what we want
What you want is what we want
Is a case of the ha ha ha ha's
[Refrain 1]
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
My city's a creep
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
My city's a creeper

[Refrain 2]
What we want
What we want
What we want
Is a ha ha ha ha!
What we want
What we want
What we want
Is a case of the ha ha ha ha's!

[Refrain 1]
Your city's a sucker (Woo ho!)
Your city's a sucker (Woo ho!)
Your city's a sucker (Woo ho!)
Your city's a sucker
My city's a creep
Your city's a sucker (Woo ho!)
Your city's a sucker (Woo ho!)
Your city's a sucker (Woo ho!)
Your city's a cucker
My city's a creeper
[Refrain 2]
You have so much more space
In which to
In which to
Ha ha ha ha!
You have so much more time
With which you
With which you
Ha ha ha ha!

[Refrain 1]
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city is stoned
Your city is stoned
My city's in heat

[Refrain 2]
What we want
Sex with TV stars
What you want
A career in the
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
What we want
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ahh (Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!)

[Refrain 1]
Your city's a sucker (Ahh)
Your city's a sucker (Ahh oh!)
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
My city's a creep
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
Your city's a sucker
My city's a creep

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