Where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car
Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore girl
Where is my heart

Where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car
Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore girl
Where is my heart

Where are my ears, girl
Where are my ears
Did you go ahead and shave them off when you shaved off my beard
You know that without them my head look kinda weird
I'm not joking anymore girl
Where are my ears

Where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car
Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore girl
Where is my heart
Where is my tongue, girl
Where is my tongue
Did you go ahead and suck it out when you sucked out my lungs
You know that without it my song can't be sung
I'm not joking anymore girl where is my tongue

Beers, browns, and banjos
Is that all I need
I looked up at the sky and I got down on my knees
Oh lord for Christmas won't you find me a wife
I will play her my banjo and she'll give me a life

Where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car
Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore girl
Where is my heart