[Verse 1]
Sun is melting that ego
You better find a new place to hide it
Do you really know who you are?
Does anybody really care?
Go purchase your friends at the mall
They're going on sale soon
Meet us at the checkout line
So we can all laugh at you

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm feeling depressed and real low
No popularity has taken its toll
I know there's no way back from this
So how could life get worse than this?

[Verse 2]
They don't even know me
They never even gave me a chance
They threw my ass on the bathroom wall
I'm thinking 'bout moving to France
Well, the last mile is miles away
And I'm on my way out of the game
You don't know what they made me do
And I'm not permitted to say
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm feeling depressed and real low
No popularity has taken its toll
I know there's no way back from this
So how could life get worse than this?

[Chorus]
I've got no friends
No friends at all
People never call me
And it's all my fault
I got no friends
None at all
People think it's funny
But I don't at all
I've got no friends
No friends at all
People never call me
And it's all my fault
I got no friends
No friends at all
No friends at all
No friends at all

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm feeling depressed and real low
No popularity has taken its toll
I know there's no way back from this
So how could life get worse than this?
I'm feeling depressed and real low
No popularity has taken its toll
I know there's no way back from this
So how could life get worse than this?
So how could life get worse than this?
So how could life get worse than...

[Verse 3]
They'll chase you on your way back home
Slam the door and jump in bed
Don't you come out 'till it's safe
I guess that by then you'll be dead
Oh why must they come after me
Why can't they pick on somebody else
It's like I did something wrong
But I guess it's something I missed
In the eyes of all of them
To nothing I'll ever amount
So when I hear people laughing
I know who they're talking about

[Chorus]
I've got no friends
No friends at all
People never call me
And it's all my fault
I got no friends
None at all
People think it's funny
But I don't at all
I've got no friends
No friends at all
You may think it's funny
But I don't at all
I got no friends
No friends at all
No friends at all
No friends at all
I've got no friends
No friends at all
People never call me
And it's all my fault
I got no friends
None at all
People think it's funny
But I don't at all
I've got no friends
No friends at all
People never call me
And it's all my fault
I got no friends
No friends at all
No friends at all
No friends at all