[Round 1: Illipsis]
So we got Illipsis versusā¦Roheezy?
Ay, to reiterate, after this shit, itās absolutely no freebies
You got this match up off a wish made it to a rogue genie
I got it ācause they said itās āthe Indian from iBattleā
They gave me āReal Sicklyā - yāall are so sneaky!
Ay, you thought youād be flaming āLips in battle, but you aināt Yoshimi
Do you realize this whole time youāve been performing in a bubble? Versus no neat freaks
On iBattle, I keep seeing bro clean-sweeped
Rinse, repeat, in the same spot over and over like OCD!
But I heard heās good for business ā wow!
So he promotes cheaply
N-No! No! Heās moving tickets nowā¦
Sold his own cheap seats
And it isnāt how, heās catching hit, after hit, as his nose bleeding
Itās ācause they really found Roās (rows) nowhere near the main stage
And from this point, he wonāt see me!
Fuck a race joke, Iām my own species
Bro, we are incompatible
They had really gassed you as you moved through the beginnerās manual
Told me āGive a little slack to youā
Almost had to cut ties completely, keep this business casual
But Iām back! In the 6! After a quick sabbatical
You the scapegoat - time to die!
Life of Pi: we in the same boat, but Iām a different animal!
This your ingenue, huh?
Too bad I used all my āahhāsā and āoohāsā up
When he makes angry faces, youāre tellinā me thatās not a Goomba
Thought youād find more of your empire here like Chandragupta
But I got an empire of my own, and Iām really with the shits like Montezuma!
You are talkinā to the Gautama Buddha
So this Indianās all types of fucked on paper like the Kama Sutra!
I watched him use the ethnicity as
A gimmick to mask the ability you intrinsically lack
Even leaning into the jabs just to dismiss āem as prejudicial attacks
Iāll admit it, Iām on Indigenous land
Iāve been an advocate of givinā it back
I mean, itās 2024ā¦fuck the Indian Act!
Facts! I do not care who Roā talk to
I will not lose to one of Trudeauās costumes
I said, talkās cheapā¦not me
This is not good convo
Gandhi did not eat, still had got booked pronto
Small fish in a big pond cannot beat the jaw hook combo
Cross me? Get concrete doinā the Shah Rukh Khan pose!
God knows Iām the one that you do not wanna mess with
He get outta pocket, Iāll punch him into a new pocket dimension
I wouldāve assumed that youāve gotten the message
But dude prolly dyslexic
Resume talkinā this reckless
All rude, brolic, and hectic
āTil his body parts all in the deep freeze
Now he cool, calm and collected!
You donezo!
But go āhead and mean-mug your idol
Just know you still a fan, and up close, I can see the front, Ro(w)
1-0, pussy
[Round 1: Roheezy]
Yāall ready!?
So, this my sixth battle everā¦wow
Said, to face a Vancouver icon, itās an honor just to spar
Iām facing a legend, guys
With six times the battles, on the Dot, heās been a star
Personally, I canāt wait to be 40 battles deepā¦
Battling a rookie on the bottom of the card!?
You fucking loser!
He be tryna study battle rap like itās some academic nuisance
Front to back heās read the blueprint
Now in comes a challenge
Iāmma knock you out that bracket, get your tax assessment ruined
Gas chamber versā euthanasia, you got passive execution
Surface level flow like lily pads, heās never movinā
You droppinā in the ranks, Iām the last cadet recruited
Bad military posture: as it stands, youāre getting booted
And I donāt really give a single fuck that your pen is proven
If you donāt rap, project, or move your arms, you canāt expect improvement
What Iām saying is your rounds will never have no depth or movement
If all you do is force a multi verse to add dimension to it!
But you told PoRich, āI am Shakespeare reborn.ā
Wow! What a blueprint for an ability
Capturing the human mind through his verse with similes
Quoting random facts about the universe and history
Use Jupiter for imagery, the moon and Earth soliloquies
Itās almost as amazing as losing your virginity!
Heās the Battle Rap Shakespeare!
Talkinā like the 1500s ācause brodieās a mess
Saying shit like, āI live in a shire.ā
Thatās what I donāt even get!
One shot at your broās dome and heāll be goinā to rest
Now heās really spilling Olde English ācause his homies are dead!
The Battle Rap Shakespeare
Quote-unquote āVancouverās bestā
Levels above this like the balcony, Iāll throw you to your death
Watch who you lookinā down upon or die next to him: Romeo and Juliet!
But um, he be reading Socrates, quoting Greek philosophy
Tryna be the monarchy of this, like he is Constantine
This aināt your home or lifeās work, I think he need an Odyssey
Away from this art form that he steal from constantly
The Battle Rap Shakes-
Nah, you the battle rap colonizer, leeching off the scene
Whitewashing hip-hop so you can lead a colony
Try to blend his two worlds like, āTo be or not to beā¦ā
You read it wrong, ācause this a culture you should see as not to seize!
Plus your SoundCloudās a ghost town, those verses type lame
Nobody listens to your music, bro, itās hurtinā my brain
Of course youāre Shakespeare rebornā¦
Your whole career, youāve had a total of, like, 39 plays!
Time
[Round 2: Illipsis]
Aaaaaa-nywaysā¦
You guys know that one kid in class
Every time a questionās asked, hand is lifted in the sky?
Isnāt really bright, just exhibits a participantās delight
And no one else is volunteering
Teacher hits him with a sighā¦
Proceeds to have the least correct response you have witnessed in your life?
Fuckinā crickets is the vibe
Persistent, keeps givin' it a try
As the collective goodwill consistently declines
I say that to say thisā¦I watched your battles
And that imagery describes what every shitty little line in this imbecileās miserable existence has been like!
āNo! No! No! Iām Lexx Luthorās hidden gem!ā
Hey, and the description fits him right
āCause what it really signifies, is that itās his Kryptonite!
Son different!
While weāre bringinā things to light, you paid Illmac to watch your battle?
[Roheezy]
No
[Illipsis]
(*chuckles*) You just buyinā clout in bulk, dawg
Drank your own Kool-Aid, they watched you die
I think that represents the CVLT (cult) wrong
But āNo! No! No, Iām huge on TikTok!ā
From those skits? Those songs?
Beats me - all I got is Roā bought (robot) followers, like Ultron
Hold on! Iām Mega-Man!
Big weapon, secondhand
TikTok? The clip longer than his fansā attention span!
I mean, Mike checked him, damn
He isnāt really swole
Couldnāt try and intimidate the boul?
Not within your operating system of control?
You couldnāt even run that with Mike!?
Roā soft, and you can see that in the windows to his soul!
Footnote!
Looks like your main page application stuck
I mean, we froze that now
Your windowās closed
Alt + F4: for pushinā this shortcut, I could shut your whole program down!
With no background, I watched your battlesā¦and I was pretty impressed
I had no ideaā¦this was how cringe it could get!
If you black out, itās ācause you bought the tix to attend
If I black out, youāll flatline, then world domination is imminent next
Iām just tryna give him a sense
These are really different events!
If Roā act hard, see how quick he can get
Punched out in his own backyard - I really swing for the fence!
Speaking of swinginā at home, your girl knew it was that time the minute we met
She went down so quick, thought itād give her the bends
She always down, like a diver, must have a trick with her breath
I said, she good for the throat like Fishermanās Friend!
AY! Whoa! The kid is upset!
Lilā man, he big mad, though
I was really just lettinā this man know
That it was triple X when I hit that, Roā(w), like Tic-Tac-Toe!
Bro, bars! Best believe me I brought Roheezy a lot
Before the shot, he hasnāt been shot yet
After the shot, he has been shot!
GOD!
Time
[Round 2: Roheezy]
This the part where I clown sonās attributes
We donāt relate to what you say ācause it sounds unnatural
You just use this little system - itās a weapon, and a little bit pretentious
All you gotta do is start with a really smart bar, and then build into aggression
Likeā¦āIām refreshing on the page like the Internet broke!
Think lying on me gives you traction? Thatās a slippery slope
Bro! Bro!
Big blade on me! Stick it and go
Your broad givinā me throat
Got brains in the back like the occipital lobe!
WHOA!ā
NO!
One second, heās a vegan that speaks with a thick lisp
Next second, bro is wildinā and eager to dish fists
Goes from Shakespeare to gun bars
Peep how he switch quick
Look, yāall! I found him - itās Theatre Kid Twist!
You majored in History, yes?
[Illipsis]
Thatās facts
[Roheezy]
Guess the job marketās tough and you canāt live with your rent
Like an epilepsy victim with the strobe light warnings that the cinema gets
āCause you will probably die without a stimulus check!
I can guess how predictable his preparation is
Every stage he hits, the crowd gets a catered dish
In CRB, itās nerd shit, legends, tales, and myths
But in BeastMODE, heās servinā white like a segregationist
I would join you in that field, but instead of weighinā bricks
Iām talking business with the higher-ups: elevator pitch!
Yāall ever made a list of your favorite MCs? Me too
His list? Trash!
Number 1: Aesop Rock
Number 50: Jay-Z, like, āMmm, heās cool.ā
Fuck that list! And fuck your CDs too
Shouldāve had someone else order it like Keith Leeās food
In B.C., dude battled Joey Gambello, and the wise guy won
Now itās free casino chips: you can try my luck
Iām only playinā in this game to fuck the guidelines up
And take a risk on this craft like the Mile High Club
Yāall see him as your Savior with a Christ-like touch
Nuit Blanche: I came to set a white knight up
Your pain is self-inflicted, I wonāt bite my tongue
Itās like you got this Justin Bieber 2009 type cut
āCause you may have groomed āem with your style, but your highlights suck!
Keyboard gangster! Wi-Fi thug!
Weāll shoot you on Torontoās longest street
Why die young (Yonge)?
This aināt a Stanley Kubrick movie or no sci-fi cut
I had a ball masked up, now his Eyes Wide Shut
But fuck a bedrest - heās on his deathbed delirious
Like hormonal imbalances, I got this bitch bleeding out for extended periods
Get pressed! Iām watchinā Illā duck and swerve me
Tryna climb up to the top and the buildup was dirty
Shot him by the roof, I still busted 30
Dead-center by the rafters like Bill Russell jersey!
Heard me!?
Time
[Round 3: Illipsis]
He said Iām an Aesop Rock fan
Thatās somethinā Iām not gonā dismiss
But Iāll be poppinā his lid
You know, Iām at a status āNone Shall Passā
And beatinā me is āImpossible, Kidā!
See, I didnāt even wanna do this battle, but then I reminisced
High school, spent it doinā Twist impressions
Just to find out Iād impressed him with the clips
Or Charron, offerinā advice at the inception of this shit
He was already livinā the dream, but off top, he knew how much Iād benefit from it
Or how much it meant whenever Bender sent a message to the kid
Or seeinā Pat live, the immense privilege, gettinā to witness the best that ever lived
My whole development essentially exists within this legacy of legends in the 6
And now, everything has switched, and Iām the one acceptinā this generation in
So I didnāt want toā¦but I gotta tell youā¦
Man, you should definitely quit!
You!? Would faint from blood loss, you had half my battle scars
Where you would tap out, I would catch a charge like a Mastercard
You wrote Pokemon songs, and thatās bizarre
āCause all you do is struggle to make a splash like a Magikarp
I donāt care if you brought half Jafarās palace guard
One hit, turn a glass jaw to jagged shards
Like an arrowhead - now thatās a bar
Nah, an arrowhead - thatās a bar
Nah - air Roā head - thatās the bar!
Naw! Air Roā head like the Avatar!
Nah, youāre an arrowhead ācause you just get strung along to a point, but donāt really travel far
Iām too expensive, and that was jarring for Ro(e) like caviar!
Oh, itās ābout to be a bad trip for him, resulting in your ego death
He hasnāt seen no checks
Aināt even reach the point of sale - what a P.O.S.
I started gettinā salt and pepper in my beard, man, Iām a seasoned vet
On a card with Pete, Roās gambling with his life like a Pete Rose bet!
Iām not your peer, Roā!
Had to put my foot down and spin on him, itās a pirouette
This isnāt fair, Roā!
Still had to keep it under wraps for the longest like Imhotep
On TikTok, you live on borrowed time
Not on my watch - you thought I couldnāt beat Roā, Lexx (Rolex)?
Fuck he talkinā ābout!?
Haunted house!
These folks just throwinā plates around, and now your spot is gettinā repossessed!
Like my guy from Cali caught a body, this a 3-0 flex
The trio set, I got it from A to Z, bro
Best in Canada, I put the āehā in AMG Mode
You? We could done this at your hot yoga studio, itād be no sweat
I am He, Roā
You havenāt lived long enough not to die the hero yet
Shit, I donāt think that he knows the cheat codes yet
Itās your home league, bro
I aināt seen Roā go BeastMODE yet!
This a full clip! I aināt even have to reload yet
Somebody shoulda told your little NeoPet that he isnāt seeinā Neo yet!
Oh, Iām groovy with the powers: āOh, behaveā
This kidās got no class like a pro-D day
Beat me? Based on how itās goinā these daysā¦
I donāt think youād even see Ro(e) beat Wade
And I still killed the-
Itās Illipsis!
Canadian King, killer, Iām in business
You shit-talk, I talk that shitā¦itās a big difference
[Round 3: Roheezy]
You get the clip like you Anderson, you really get the movie
That Avatar bar was hardā¦two weeks ago, when Klassik said it to me
(Facts - watch it)
Ay, come here, I gotta talk to you really quickly, ācause, umā¦
Iām the fifth minority youāve battled, brother
In a Black culture - yāall gonna gas this vulture?
The other 35 are white rappers - those are actual numbers
Charlie Chaplinā¦
Be quiet, white man! Your footage has no color!
One of my homies had a stash and went to court eventually
Before that, he was on the porch to flip a kiā
Waiting on a brick to restore his energy
A bird gave him new life like a stork delivery
Fuck a corporate entity!
A 9-to-5 aināt make my pockets, so Iād grind to rake deposits
B.C. and A.D.: I split my time based on the profit (Prophet)!
King of the Dot try to make him hot, but now thereās artists on reserve
You can win Champion of the Year, get all of what you earn
Still go from clutching trophies to a graveyard like Voldemortās return!
Shoot a shot and let him burn
Get the pump out like asthma when I snuff out this rapper
Find you through common sense (scents) and get a bloodhound to track ya
Squeeze this gun quick
Twitch moderator: all I need is one click, and I could shut down the chatter
But real talkā¦these past weeks been a little exhausting
Got family members sick in the hospital
I was stressed in real life while Illipsis was talking
Almost didnāt register this plate like visitor parking at my bitchās apartment
They say weāre both Canadian, but thereās a difference in our backgrounds
I grew up out in Brampton, with immigrants who mad Brown
Indians that drank Crown, whippinā in a cab now
You grew up out West with privilege and handouts
The Vancouver veganā¦Iāll turn bro into a vegetable
With loaded Uziās, let it go
The Frozen movie, breath is cold
His heart rate declininā - (*gasp*)
Homieās slowly losinā breath control
Told his clique, āTrack the beats per minute. Go and use a metronome.ā
Get clapped!
White boy donāt got no rhythm, so his tonal use is terrible
The vocals you project so unemotional, itās getting old
Like voters who wonāt ever go support a truce in Mexico!
Far as white nerdy rappers in this Culture? Youāve been etched in stone
But Homeās improvement passed you ācause he knows the blueprints just like Hovās
So thereās truly levels shown
But thereās a parallel between usā¦
You write poems to reflect and grow
I only use my music as a moment to express the soul
On the other side, copinā with the beat
And leavinā demons in the booth like an overdue confessional
If you only knew the pai-
Nah, homie, you would never know
I used to have an accent
When I spoke, they threw me hella jokes
Pokinā fun until weād poke āem back
Open wounds and flesh and bone
Carvinā out their nameā¦
The Last of Us adapted
āCause it started out a game, but now Iām goinā through these EPISODES!
So shout out to King of the Dot, āGanik and Gully for havinā me
Fuck the Battle Rap Shakespeare - this ended as a tragedy