[Round 1: CORTEZ]
See Iām a force to be reckoned with
By the way Iām reckless when Iām wrecking shit
You see I stress emphasis with penmanship
Thatās how I gain my leverage quick, but you...
See with you it seems like
You want that acceptance from these set of Crips
But honestly I donāt think they respect yo shit
Why? Yo Day, this n***a ever let a TEC go rip?
Cop work, step or whip to make it stretch or flip?
Bitch you aināt ever mess with shit
You wouldnāt move work
If ya name was Tsu Surf you couldnāt mess with bricks
Honestly but he wanna front to me like
āYo Cor real talk Iām on the block, I got that extra shit
That special whipā Oh word? Bless me then
But I swear donāt cross me, I canāt buy bullshit
And if I do Iām a ex a diz (Exodus), wait a minute
Cross, swear, bible, exodus, n***aā¦
Realize who the fuck you messinā with
What y'all brang the spirit of jihad to the exorcist
Right now we in that scene where that neck get twist
Shit I told you Iām a squeeze foās, I reload and click
I put a rip in that shirt, n***a thatās cheap clothes
In this battle you gettinā all stepped on like cheap blow
But if he swing I dip and steal second; Pete Rose
I told you donāt try this shit cuz I can try with wits
To match anybody in their prime that spits
Bitch that goes for the Pun of ā99 even the mind of Fif
When he wrote Get Rich Or Die Tryinā and his life just switched
Combined with the lines from 'Kiss ā¦. Ahh fuck, I fucked up that line
Iām sick, wait a minute, no⦠you know I aināt gon try ya shit
Let me see what it rhymes with Diz
Wait ⦠yāall wanna know what else rhymes with ummm⦠line with Diz? Uhhh.. I donāt know but uhhh..
Low life sack pile of shit crying bitch
That wants to act like he freestyles like āIām Diz, I donāt write my shitā
Lies! N***a we aināt blind, we can all see you canāt freestyle a lick
But if you did then why them lines got lapped within time with Smith?
Thatās preposterous, you could freestyle but whyād you stop and shit?
I mean thatās why I get paid to jot my shit like, like...
Itās Cortez, Murder Ave doggies, I got nines equipped
On each side of hip by my thighs ready to ride so I
So I fire quick, the toolie airing
Like Charlie Chaplin movies; thatās a silent clip
I can size him quick, one pop that stomach's shot
And sides get ripped, n***a you brag every fucking battle
And boost yourself up like youāre the guy, āthe shitā
You probably remove ya own rib just to suck ya own dick
But honestly itās like Iām tired of these lies
And recently with the rhymes you been on the decline
And every line has dipped like the 9/11 United Airlines descent
From when your stupid ass Arab cousins fucked up Bin Ladenās plans
And couldnāt fly his shit
But honestly, like silence, shhh! I got to have me the room
They said unlimited against you?
Nah I aināt stupid I got to have me some rules
You tried exposing Arcane too but you still happened to lose?
Oh I get it, youāre a snitch and ya scared of doing time
Youāre Sammy Da Bull
Now letās talk about that battle, they took ya chain
You tried to buy some time, you spazzing
All erratic and dramatic
Like a fiend who only had nine and couldnāt buy him a dime
Off one hit, woooh! Iām Diz Iām lit, yeahhh now I can write some rhymes
Damn right it makes sense cuz if itās Arcane/our cane heās gonna buy some lines
Scrapās a sucka but you actinā tougher
Iāll bitch slap the bitch out the bitch you came out of
N***a thatās ya mother! And Iām sorry that that fucking old hag has to suffer
But itās ironic, I could kill with personals
But she gon still have to dig dirt ātil ya casketās under
So like I said, donāt worry if Iām top tier, dummy
It aināt gon matter LA, long as I keep getting this top tier money
Bang bangā¦
[Round 1: DIZASTER]
Letās talk about the dough you cost us Pocohantas
Iāll be more than honest
I heard he was asking for a lot of money for this battle
Like he said, that top tier money he was trying to get over on us
He had the nerve to tell King Of The Dot he deserved ⦠400 dollars
You be clowning me like I donāt freestyle
Of course I freestyle bitch, heck no!
You came all the way out here to battle on the Fresh Coast
Dressed up like you dancing for techno
I got a question Cortez thoā¦
Where the fuck did the other half of your vest go?
Yāall see this shit? This mothafucker why would he even test?
He thought he could do good if he crosses from East to West
And all he had to do was to come here wearing Conceitedās vest
Shut the fuck up you stupid sucker
Now heās doing this and his hands are shaking just like his mother
When I fuck her, man Iām beating that pussy up, Daddyās home
Thatās the song to the Usher, oh!
When I release this heat I give your mother my holy dick
Thatās a Jesus Piece, if itās a problem letās go then
Iām the type of guy thatāll hop out in a road jam like Popeye
Anchor my arms and pop open that whole can
Thatāll teach Murder Ave not to mess with the Zohan
Oh, itās the abominable snowman
This battle gon feel worst than squabbing with Conan
After he learned Super Saiyan combos from Gohan
And like Goro from Mortal Kombat he also has four hands, no!
I aināt taking a loss here to no man
You got murked by Conceited, oh you forgot that I know fam
You got murdered by a SON (sun) then had a meltdown
You frosty the snowman
I walk up to the top of ya porch and walk through the door
Grab ya little toddler by his throat glands
And kick him down 12 steps like an alcoholic anonymous program
But aye letās go slow then, letās slow it down
Cuz I donāt gotta let it blam man, his teeth is fucked up
He need to get a dental plan
And someone tell him āCHILL!ā Iāll slap the shit out of Gloria Estefan
My bad homie, I almost hit you with the lefty hand better yet the right
Man Iāll let the fuckinā shit expand man, I get it crackinā Iāll let it blam
I was born with the cannon connected to my hand like MegaMan
Yo yo you lettinā me go like he did
The mechanism got a cooling system on it with an extra fan
To cock it back I gotta charge it, charge it, charge it
Then I spark it just like MegaMan, Iām a boss on all levels
Just like MegaMan, I put my enemies faces inside of boxes
Just like MegaMan
I got big balls when I shoot, like a fully charged up Megaman
Then I charge it, charge it, charge it, and let it bam
Get ya top covered in all metal just like Megaman
Cortez doggie, stop trying to get wild
I love how you did that impression right there
That was the first time you sounded like yourself in awhile
Cortez, I headlined in a fucking event where you werenāt even invited
I mean what have you done? I mean who the fuck are you kid?
They had me in the streets of NY, I was all over the place like Whoo Kid
Yeah, they had me headline an event, they never did that for you, kid
I mean itās funny how you the apple farmer but I went to NY
And took a bite out of the big apple before you did
Marked out! Accepting this battle was your biggest mistake
Youāre like a counterfeit bill, when I shine the light on you
You get stripped for that water, mark
I can tell whether you real or you fake
Out here this is LA, this is where real killers hang
Gorillas get ate, let me reiterate, now we drownded in your water
Just like Crystal Lake, this bitch I fucking incinerate
Bodies get whipped up in a body submission
Alternated these bars that I hit āem with are way beyond comprehension
Heās like a fucking one arm retarded midget
Trying to get in the ring and box with Riddick
I mean this is like a small body Honda Civic
Trying to horse around with a Maserati engine
And next round Iām a bring it all back like Scottie Pippen
[Round 2: Cortez]
Congrats he freestyled, n***a⦠where do you go from here?
I mean you beat Rex, you beat Canibus, n***a no one cares
Thatās why with one line I can easily close careers
Cuz when I snapback Iām a place caps that can fit over here
No, snapback, caps, fit, over hair, n***a thatās word play
I told yāall today itād be more than lyrics
But I wouldnāt kid around like abortion clinics
Bitch you are lost, a gimmick
What you fucking trying to be hard to impress me or what?
Force an image? That gangsta act a have you M I A
Cuz nobodyās buying it like Dolphin tickets
I told Smack, I told Organik and Iām a tell you Lush
If yāall pay me right, shit Iām rappinā real
But if yāall let him act Iām a steal shots, no camera reel
Bitch Iām in yo hood but guess what, them tools, they aināt power drills
We bustinā all night, til the morning after, I gotta peel (pill)
Bust all night, morning, after, got a pill
This is what happens when you battling a G whoās bout it, real
But I heard he in the streets, I said, āshit, you got that work?ā
Letās meet on the first, but I got the scoop heās a family man
So Iām a stick āem for the cheese and the work
I get ya daughter tied up, so when Iām squeezing she murk
But since yāall plan(t) to grow I just put ya seed in the dirt
Wait a minute, speaking of dirt you called me an apple farmer last round
And my feelings were hurt, but I guess since Iām from the rotten APPLE
Youād think Iād be easy Pickens, and you plan(t) to pocket
But Iām raising (RAISON) two pairs (PEARS) that can arrange
(ORANGE) and bury (BERRY) you unless them GRAPES can SQUASH it
Thatās nonsense, but now Iām in his crib with the metal 8
I round up, I heard you got the weight, Iām riled up
I slide up, 9ās bust, and took the keys from him like designated drivers
I get ya side cut, heat fired, but that four piece can make ya sheep tail
No bo peep so re(tire) before you end up with a slow leak
Wait a minute, you mustāve thought I fell off or something n***a
What possum? This the biggest threat
You caught a n***a sleepinā? You right, on ya bitchās bed
But as for that bitch, yeah she a groupie
As for that bitch, you know, yeah she a groupie
Babies be popping out her mouth like the Alien movie
Fuck it, Iām airing a uzi til I get respect
I keep banging, and keep banginā, and keep banginā, and keep banginā
Til that chrome jam and it disconnect
Iām dishing to the silverware with no kitchen set
Bitch, ya inefficient youāve missed a step
Another guppy I got wrapped tight in his fish's net
So now fuck it I get him stretched, Iām ending āem all
To get ya whole team homiād when I sever (Sevah) ya dogs
You push weight? Nah n***a you wait (weight) round like medicine balls
With that shotty could spill guts like he tellinā it all
Nah that was cool, I can better that bar
But when I ang ya, think Jenga
Iām a bring the block out and make everything fall
[Round 2: Dizaster]
Oh man I came to let your fucking noose hang like Hussein
Every other week youāre with your Murder Ave crew gang
And itās another fucking color that you claim
Colors constantly switching like mood rings, oh
Is it the red or the yellow or the fucking blue that you claim?
Come to LA see nothing but telephone cords and dangling shoe strings
Donāt press me
Youāll swear weāll throw your kicks in the air quicker than Liu Kang
Shit is too strange
When you see Cortez become a fucking victim on the food chain
After a few swings from this bat, man Iām like Bruce Wayne
Hey, he remind me of 2 Chainz, but when we grew up itās Wu-Tang
He moved to Gucci Mane, me and him donāt be moving the same
You got signed to Universal, they couldnāt even move you man
If they canāt then who can do it, shit
They gave you Kanye, The Roots, they push you to Lupe music
Signed you under a huge label you still couldnāt move 8 units
Iām like, this is doomsday
Iām the dude that murdered Canibus before you saw Cool J do it
So pay homage student before I treat you like Texas music
Grab the back of ya fucking head with a blade and go screw face to it
Donāt think I got dudes from Baltimore the size of the dude Ray Lewis
Thatāll shoot at ya toupee, put two blades thru it
Hop out of a huge grey Buick letting the tool spray
Blood on ya new Jās, itās you baste in ya own Kool Aid fluid
Itās Murder Ave and Iām back again
I have him feeling like he on Smack again
Yeah, I latch on him, I come with that ratchā when I snap on him
Treat him like parachute divers thatās how Iām a put that straps on āem
This little fucking bitch, Iāll fucking straight jump on him
He act like a asshole, these fist like Hemorrhoids
Theyāll leave him with lumps on āem
Yeah, I already told you last time, you will die
Donāt fight with me motherfucker everyone in ya crew will cry
Cuz I aināt fight fair I fire cans Iām like Iron Man
Iām gonna let the steal fly and we gonā keep on getting crackinā
That shit gon get crazy, right? Now wait for this action
No itās slow action, I put four thru the door of your Volkswagen
Iāll John Doe toe tag āem or soul clap him
Iāll leave him bleeding with his foot off the brake
Sit on the front lawn and watch him car roll passing
This can be another Sandy disaster bring the weather forecast in
Thereās hurricanes, more fast winds, you poke out ya Pinocchio
Iāll Bo Jackson ya little nose back in
[Round 3: Cortez]
I think they all know this the round
When Iām gon roll out that hearse for you
Straight to the point, round two, letās get personal
Scarlett Pain, Scarlett Pain, that name ring a bell?
When you dated a porn star, but honestly aināt nothing wrong with that
Shit besides the fact that every other n***a arched her back
But I heard yāall had plenty things in common though
I mean yāall made careers on the camera, yāall both receive lots of hype
Yāall both sell yourself cheap, yāall both known for rockinā mics
But on the real she got tired of this shit and she split
See he was heated, she was out suckinā dick
He was beefing with his treats in
But the way you called out Me, Hollow and Jin
I know you learned a lot from us I swear I couldnāt believe it
Cuz you had more n***as in yo mouth than she did
You starving n***a thirsty to get wins all gassed
Ehhh⦠it was all indigestion, no, all gas indigestion
No all gassed to digest who? Jin?
N***a he aināt even poppinā bruh, and on the real why you feelinā (?)
You blame Lush and GrindTime like
āCortez I canāt capitalize
Can you get me to battle Head ICE or any other black guy?ā
In ā09 you said any other black guy
And itās motives like that that give battle rap a black eye
You thirsty for a race joke, goddamn get him help
Cuz being that racist is a disaster within itself
Thatās why I canāt look at him
I could look you in the eyes and tell you donāt know struggle
Fuckinā up the work with the wrong weight and it wonāt double
Look at me son, this pop I bare (papa bear) wonāt hug you
Thatās how I can look you in the eyes and tell you donāt know struggle
Fuckinā up the work with the wrong chef and it wonāt double
Look at me son, this pop I bare (papa bear) wonāt hug you
Over beans youāll get taken out this ring like divorce couples
N***a fuck you and ya goons, oh word yāall clap shit?
Well tell ya moms to suck my dick, fuck the rap shit
And as for his pops, I heard he a G and he hold that tool
He put his mom on the strip and made her sell that cooch
For a prayer rug and Halaal food, shit you get the slow neck too
They come/cum off the top like your battle with No Can Do
This yo clique? Get the fifā, I hit the strip, two twins
Born to assist bitch, Cliff and Chris
Itās ironic when I dump, you get the shit
Look, Iām forreal/Pharell Iām with the Clips(e)
Thatāll have you and ya little bitch under covers like Mr. & Mrs. Smith
[Verse 3: Dizaster]
You said I donāt roll with real goons, bitch you roll with goof troops
Coming on stage with ya NASA fucking moon boots
I will kill you for those 2 views
You just a little fucking bitch I use for YouTube
Iāll scar you with large incisions; Iāll take a sharp ass ninja star
Then carve it into his cardio section blocking off all entrance of oxygen
Thru ya vocal box, carve needle, drop within seconds, no
The clocks ticking if Iām not high Iām always tripping
Iāll grab the sharpest object I can find from a Benihana kitchen
And get the chopping til both of his legs and arms are missing
Like Jeffrey Dahmerās victims
Iāll rob his crib and take his baby mama hostage with āem
And make her sit there and watch me kill him
While sheās hogtied backwards in a frog position
You faggots, told yāall to listen! Now Iām a take her vocal box and slit it
With a Vega claw arm extension leave both they heads chopped off
And they bodyās twitching
Like they had Muhammad Ali syndrome all up in āem
Iāll show up to his block to get em, get his body injected with toxic venom
If Cortez loves his bodyguard he can get bodied with āem
Like Princess Dianaās car collision
I turn my back on this little bitch, I twist his cap and
He get killed in the midst of action
Get beat like you grew up with the Jacksons
Side kicked ya hip then smashed it til you walk with a cane like
Mr. Chaplin, letās get it cracking Iāll run up on him and Men in Black āem
That mean Iāll pull out the metal strip and flash him
Thatāll erase everything that happened after the Smith is blasting
I will body Cortez and the clique that backs him
Put his boys underneath his box like an Instagram picture caption
Heāll think this is funny, I donāt see nobody with you laughing
We could say fuck this battle, letās get to scrapping
Knuckle up, Iāll start swinging at him like Jimmy Hatton
Iāll hit em with a spinning dragon kick to his chin til it spins
Him backwards
Iāll fucking clip him like a ninja assassin
Iām not the type of cat you wanna interact with
Interact with me and get ya head completely disattached
So quickly that your body will start screaming for me to give it back
The instant that it happens!
Iām like the magician mixed with a little bit of Aladdin
Cause I can snap my fingers and turn ya bitch into Jasmine
She swallow my dick andā¦