[Round 1: Quake Matthews]
Check it
OK, we get it, you a punchline rapper, but a lot of âem reaches
Iâllâ
giveâ
you credit -â
every once in a while, youâ
drop somethinâ decent
So you cheffinâ, I heard Raekwon from your region
He shoulda told you you ainât cookinâ with the proper ingredients
Your recipe? A cup of jokes, a teaspoon of cockinâ and squeezinâ
A pinch of some PokĂ©mon shit that we not really feelinâ
See, the bars too bland in the pot that you steaminâ
And thatâs the obvious reason that you not really seasoned!
You throw the same punches so you get, caught in a sequence
They so telegraphed, opponents just dodge âem and weave âem
Thatâs when I catch him with a blow and keep, constantly beatinâ
âTil he canât feel his face like that song from the Weeknd!
You gotta be fuckinâ odd if you thought we was even
Heâs a, thousand leagues beneath me
I had to part the sea just to partially see him
Pull him up to pick him apart, target his weakness
Rip the darkest and deepest part of his heart out and squeeze it!
I am everything youâre not, this is God sonning Jesus
Youâre a mark, just a carcass for the sharks that Iâm feedinâ
Torn apart when I smell the blood from the bodily lesions
Iâm GodBody, Iâll body you! You embody a heathen!
Dog, lemme teach you a lilâ history lesson
Before you was playinâ GoldenEye and developed your lilâ pistol obsession
I was 15, filled witâ aggression
Battlinâ grown men in neighborhoods where they willinâ to kill any second
What you know about beinâ that young and sneakinâ in clubs
Hidinâ behind speakers between battles, fuckinâ peeinâ in cups
I been out here fuckinâ âem up, before Jae Millz yelled out, âB.I.G! Am I trouble or what!?â
Before Lux battled Mook in a shoe store
Before Facebook, when dudes would talk less and actually shoot more
Before 8 Mile, before Emâ made it safe to rap if you white
I dropped four albums since then, two of âem charted
Top 10 on iTunes, makinâ moves as an artist
Did a tour witâ the most poppinâ dude in the market
You was still in Ground Zero beinâ viewed as a target
But even after all the money, all the groupies and nonsense
That Osa battle still occupied room in my conscience
I still cringe when I log on to YouTube and watch it
I get damn near nauseous when Iâm viewinâ the comments
See, I still got the win, but I truthfully lost it
I let my fans down - now Iâm here to prove Iâm a monster
So I had to do myself a service like a Reverend
Round 2âs when we get his funeral started!
[Round 1: Lexx Luthor]
Hold it down, hold it down
Câmere, man...
Little Matthews! Little Matthews!
Youâre only here because youâre Patâs friend and got a couple conversation referrals
They flew me to L.A., Atlanta, and Vancouver
I never fainted or âurled
I battled in London on the way to battle in Africa, different nations and girls
I earned my spot on World Domination by dominatinâ the world
After my battle with Mega, man, I learned to power a punch
They gonâ think you joined a gang âcause Iâmma put you down from the jump
Listen, Quack, Iâm surprised you donât start your rounds witâ a cluck
Itâs ironic this bird ainât suited for the bill, but looks like Howard the Duck
You be kissinâ teenagers in your music videos
Before you fuck a girl, go get some advice
I bet he listens to âEye of the Tygaâ when in bed witâ his wife
Now donât come close, or Iâll play Whack-a-Mole on your head witâ my knife
And you gonâ see The Saurus in the mirror for the rest of your life!
Whassup!? Whassup!?
While you were tourinâ witâ Classified and his he-she friends
I was gettinâ the game poppinâ off-screen like a 3DS
Slanginâ dope at the gas station, Iâll have you noddinâ out before the squeegee wet
On the road, dog (Road Dogg), we lay the smack down (SmackDown) and triple H like we DX!
If it ainât in Ground Zero, it donât count, and Iâm a GZ vet
For the chain, Iâm like Dexter in the lab: DDâs (Dee-Dee) next!
But they wanna see me beat Prep, Brizz, Saga, or that peewee Chess
Iâll get NuBornâs girlfriend pregnant and push her down the PG Steps!
Whassup, man!?
If Pat writes a throwaway, youâll see sport jack it (jacket): he on his letterman swag
Can someone tell Turtle from Entourage that Lexx in his bag?
Iâll hack the pay-per-view and get you ripped off the polls (poles): Confederate flags
Get a butt in your chin for talkinâ fishy: Iâm your American Dad!
And you look like the kid from Recess
Keep banginâ!
Whassup!?
[Round 2: Quake Matthews]
Alex, you are not from the slums of Shaolin
I got the facts to prove it
Matter fact, Iâll do you one better...I got the motherfuckinâ Staten Island map to prove it
(*A woman in Quakeâs corner holds up a full-color map of Staten Island, New York, Lexxâs hometown*)
See- hold that up high, please
SeeâŠ(*points to the upper right corner*) this is the slums, where they poppinâ them Llamas
[Lexx Luthor]
No, itâs over there (*points to the upper left corner*)
[Quake Matthews]
Thatâs where Wu from
(*drags his finger down to the lower left corner*) All the way down here is where old women are walking Chihuahuas
Thatâs where you from
See, the fans donât know the difference, so you try to confuse them
Claiminâ âslums of Shaolinâ to provide an illusion
You from Tauntonville, Alex! Tauntonville!
Golf courses and soccer fields!
Wu from Park Hill, where they shoot, rob, and kill
So donât talk like you poppinâ a semi-auto when you repâ there
When it would take you 45 fucking minutes by auto just to get there!
Shut the fuck up! Donât lie - I GPSâed that shit!
If Ghostface was here right now, heâd tell you, âYouâre not a G - P.S. Donât repâ that shit!â
The average home where youâre from? $464,000
Old-style architecture, close to the water
So why you wanna be hardcore!? Go play a par-4
Do yourself a favor - stop fuckinâ up this art form!
And why you got them gun bars for?
Dog, have you ever seen a homicide? When them hollows fly
You know, that shit that leave a grown man traumatized?
When one of your dogs outside witâ bullets lodged inside of his chest cavity, staring back witâ them haunting eyes
You hear screams from onlookers who walkinâ by
Thatâs when the cops arrive, witâ the chalk outlines
Askinâ you questions you canât answer âcause you honour pride
Plus you thinkinâ âbout his son not havinâ father time
It makes you wanna cry, and thatâs the shit you glorify!?
Man, you just talk about ratchets for the sake of reactions
Of the fans in the stands, for the sake of them clappinâ
It make me sick to my stomach, âcause I witnessed it happen!
And thatâs the difference between real life and just rappinâ
[Pat Stay]
Rest in peace, Nukem! Rest in peace, Nukem!
[Quake Matthews]
Rest in peace, Nukem!
[Round 2: Lexx Luthor]
Yo...I see you brought an antic witâ you
That shit is wack
All the props in the world couldnât put you on the map
If he got beef, I got it covered: think ravioli
He can catch a shell over some cream: thatâs cannolis
You in Nova Scotia livinâ the sweet (Suite) life like Zack and Cody
Well, keep it rap, jabroni, âcause this tre rings like Shaq and Kobe
Iâm on my PH anime shit, we way past shinobis
Iâm fat and quick witâ a weapon like Yajirobe
You wanna go? Cool (Goku)
Pops show you the beam like Master Roshi
Dragon Ball Z bars: this cat could rot (Kakarot) in this match witâ Broly!
Dragon Ball Z shit
They put Kreayshawn against Raekwon
Scratch that - I just showed Africa the light: Iâm feelinâ like Akon!
I donât need to hustle anymore
Me and battle rap are gettinâ our cake on
My pen got me out of the trap: Iâm like James Bond!
Whassup!? Whassup!? Iâm gettinâ crazy, babyâŠ
We can get it shakinâ in the pit
That goes for you and everyone you witâ
In the midst of chaos is opportunity - Iâve read all of Sun Tzuâs scripts
So pop off, Bobby Hill
Iâm from the Shaolin, get your front tooth chipped
Fuck you, bitch
Mouthinâ off while Iâm punchinâ like a kung fu flick
Suck a dick, rookie!
In the battle scene, you got, like, what, two vids?
I been doinâ this since I was 15 on 1-2-5th!
Freestylinâ witâ a drum on the table, every rapper in the lunchroom quit
âCause caps stem from the bullshit: I was on a mushroom trip
Listen, Baby HollohanâŠ
You just loud and animated - fuck the noise
Just have a ball and run witâ it: take the rugby choice
Or think Knoxville witâ the Hot Wheels
Jackass, I really dump these toys
And always bring a body to the table like the Dudley Boyz
Iâmma give this pro pain (propane), since he looks like Bobby Hill
You shoulda learned from Norbes, pussy: guard your grill!
And your hairline looks like Magnetoâs helmet
Keep banginâ
[Round 3: Quake Matthews]
Yo, how is the fat kid callinâ me Bobby Hill?
Organik, tell his whole entourage, âChillâ
He brought drama, so thatâs gonâ get Turtle from Entourage killed
[Lexx Luthor]
I already told you that! Fuck offâŠ
[Quake Matthews]
And what the fuck is up witâ that Nova Scotia shit?
You got 87 on your shirt, thatâs Sidney Crosby
Get off Nova Scotiaâs dick!
Battling you is an all-time low for me
Do you understand how this makes me look to my fans and my famâ that is close to me?
I saw the online trailer like, âWait a minute...what the fuck?
Quake Matthews versus Lexx? I thought you said Luxâ
When my dude saw the poster, he put his hand on my shoulder and hugged me
Said, âQuake, you know Iâm your buddy
Donât ever be embarrassed if you need to borrow some money
And I can take you to the grocery store tomorrow if youâre hungry.â
He goes, âTrust me - you can swore from the bottom
But in the meantime, I got some old shirts I never wear and some extra pairs of Jordans and shorts in my closet that are yours if you want âemâ
See, my friends are confused âcause Iâm bigger than you
Well, maybe notâŠbigger than you, but bigger than you
So let me get serious for a minute witâ you
Dog, you are a pathetic, hypocritical, cowardly individual
You try and swing now, I promise Iâll disfigure you
Finish you, get you curled up like a Hasidic Jew
Yo, check it, listen
And what I find hard to believe?
He worked so fucking hard just to be here sparrinâ witâ me
So here we are, World Domination 5, the card of his dreams
The funny thing is, to me, itâs just a marketing scheme
My iTunes money good, I never lost any sleep
Dog, you wanderinâ
To me, itâs just a walk on the beach
But you a cocksucker thatâs lost in the flock of the sheep
âTil I clip him, and then trim him, and then stitch him into a motherfuckinâ Nautica fleece
Listen...what is the two-year plan for you?
DogâŠ(*stammers a little*)
What is the two-year plan for you?
How many more battles do you plan to do
Knowing there is no chance in Hell there could ever be a champ for you?
Dog, listen...I know that you motherfuckinâ wack, dog
Listen, look, check it, check it, check it
Dog...dog-
Fuck it, cut it off, man
I canât talk, cut it, man
[Lexx Luthor]
No-no-no! Donât make noise, âcause he doesnât deserve it!
[Quake Matthews]
Fuck that - go
[Lexx Luthor]
Itâs true! Donât blame me - itâs true
[Round 3: Lexx Luthor]
Yo, you talkinâ âbout Sidney Crosby? I donât care what you said, bitch
He plays for Pittsburgh, he had to go to the States to get rich
Come on - give it up!
Listen, I said, I opened the card to take money out...like itâs my birthday
What I write shakes peers (Shakespeare): I know the word âplayâ
The crowd gonâ be tweetinâ my bars, Iâll get this bird caged
He choked, so he shook
Itâs gonâ be groundbreakinâ when I earth Quake!
His nameâs Matthew Arab
Half his familyâs from Lebanon and the rest from Iran
Trust me, I think itâs radical the way you mess witâ Islam
[Quake Matthews]
That was good, that was good
[Lexx Luthor]
I bet when you go to the movies, you dress as Saddam
Like, âCan I have one for Suicide Squad, please? I know - this vest is the bomb!â
You dumbed your music down to pop recently, and made it soft
But not for money, âcause lack of creativityâs your fatal flaw
Your last albumâs called Rap Music
Is that what you named it, dog?
I bet when your mom bought you a puppy, you fuckinâ named it âDog!â
Your whole catalogâs a trainwreck, and I ainât talkinâ weed flavor
I hunt rapper sleepinâ on me: Iâm a Dreamchaser
This whippinâ you canât mock (Mach), 5: ask Speed Racer
Iâll have him (*smack*) spinninâ after the punch like Qleen Paper!
If they say he hustle in the field, itâs âcause he a team player
I pop up while you not pushinâ kiâs (keys): screensaver
Get tied up in the trap, pussy
If I canât find a clean razor, you gettinâ cut with blow on the blade like the Green Ranger
I started battlinâ in front of PH, Pen, and Immortal Technique, but that was back in the ghetto
We used to battle on the rooftop, and the loserâs mom got âDance with the Devilâdâ
I give a fuck about your experience in the game!
Try to advance and get leveled
I was bred (bread) on the path to cook kids like Hansel and Gretel!
You gettinâ out-lined, donât try to chalk a New Yorker
You not welcome on my side - donât get accustomed to crossinâ the border
Youâll never be the champ of this league just âcause you got the Sucka Free Boss in your corner
Ayo, Pat! Thatâs how you talk to your daughter!
WHO YOU!? (Nobody!)
Keep banginâ!
Welcome back to battle rap, pussy!