[Round 1: Aftershock]
So Gully hit my jackâŠ
Thatâs Canadian for âHe sent me a textâ
âItâs Blackout, we givinâ you vets
Are you messinâ witâ Ness?â
I said, âNah, gimme a bottom-tier douche thatâs shit witâ his penâ
âOh, you mean like Laugh Nâ Stalk?â
âHahahaha, no. Iâll just settle forâŠuh, JeFFâ
So here we are! In Toronto!
Witâ the vets and fans
You get your chance to finally battleâŠEsemâs dad
Does that seem about right?
Is that what this peon writes?
If thatâs the best you got, this gonâ be a real long night
I said, you boys witâ Wird of Pley!
Thisâll probâly end the same
I mean, I damn near retired Pley, had homie quit the game
I should grip a blade, split his frame
Hockey mask to fit my face
At this rate, Iâm just terrorising camps like itâs Crystal Lake!
But I mean, Wird cool, Foreman cool, Fresco dirty
The rest of yâall âbout as fresh as an Exco jersey
See, itâs the name of they little crew that gets me a bit confused
You Young RepublicansâŠ
Oh, you mean a Hitler Youth splinter group
I mean, Young Republicans?
Come on, dawg, that shit sounds tacky
Yâall freestylinâ would look like a cipher at a Klan rally
Rappinâ in sheets whiter than Best Western or Sketch Menace
But racist Trump supporters? Thatâs normal in Jeff Sessions
You told Spook Oneâs wife youâd âput the dot to her foreheadâ
Which is funny, âcause you know, you looked high on a coke binge
So youâre a racist named Jeff that may dabble in OxyContin
Shit, you and Hollohan have a lot in common!
But yo, I hate rappers
Generic and safe rappers
All you subpar, gun bar, fuckinâ fill-in-the-blank rappers
Scribble Jamâs biggest fan, now you flip those bricks?
The Saurus birthed your style, now yâall sound like Frescoâs kids
Heâs gonâ say some shit likeâŠ
âI got your bitch at the mall, buyinâ Fendi and Klein
She donât bother wearinâ panties âcause sheâs wet the whole time
She sucked me off in the dressing room, switchinâ designsâŠâ
(*Aftershock spins counterclockwise in a circle to further mimic JeFFreyâs movements*)
âThe debit card get to tappinâ more than Gregory Hines!
I said, my gun got a watch - (*chuckles*)
My watch got a gun - (*chuckles some more*)
Iâd let that Cartier spray, I just ainât rock it today
Wordplay about extended mags, a stock weâll exchange
My money dumb and liquid, boy, thatâs Bobby Boucherâ
See, the shit you write? Really sloppy like Lil Yachty
Well, the shit I write commit homis like shinigamis
In fact, I donât write
I take a fifth of sake mixed witâ âsabi
Pour into a venti coffee - bleugh! - thatâs an instant body
Kemosabe- AYE!
Kemosabe? Iâm more like Indira Gandhi
âCause Iâm starvinâ
Not even the British Army is finna stop me!
So fuck your crew of Ricky Bobby mini-Nazis!
I just put your best friend in a box like Joey Tribbiani!
Time, cunt
[Round 1: JeFFrey]
Yo, see, I used to think Organik didnât like me
I was like, âWhat has he done for me lately?â
But then he got me AftershockâŠso itâs pretty much confirmed that he hates me
Well, they got him to Blackout
Now he facinâ the spins like a hangover
360sâŠthey gonâ need a panoramic view like the roof of a Range Rover
Itâs game over
The spark from the Dezzi look like Iâm packinâ a flamethrower
And itâll change his confidence real quick like a fat bitch witâ a makeover
Iâm straight soda
They keep tabs on me, you a placeholder
Organik, why you bookinâ marks for this stage?
He belongs witâ...Ape Yola
I mean, Aftershock got so much vault-worthy shit, his name could be Masterlock
So if yâall wanna see a classic drop, Iâll rag his top
Either at home, or (Homer)âŠon the road, Iâm claiminâ this dough (Dâoh!) when the maggies pop
âCause my guns be flaming moâ (Moe)
Yeah, you can have a shot
Iâm Marvin the Martian when the blasters cocked
These clipsâll Ruin Your DayâŠshouts to Laugh Nâ Stalk
Aviators on, plus I pack the Glock like a classic cop
And he get lit up from behind like a traffic stop
Now why you talk violent?
You never let the gun go off or run no blocks
You a fat nerd
You collect comic books and Funko POPs
Fake tough guy
Actinâ like he move as a crook
Mean-mugginâ, give him that usual look
Like Iâm scaredâŠ
BitchâŠI learned to rap in jail
Got the whole yard wound up like Fruit by the Foot
Fuck is he talkinâ âbout!?
But Iâm off it
You remember that day your dad found out you were gay?
And sent you to that special camp in Indiana, the one right by the lake?
Well, long story short, they thought electrocution would change his habits
But thatâs a dated practice
So itâs no surprise that even after Shock therapy, he remained a faggot
Plus he a fat bitch like Louie Anderson played in Baskets
Clown
[Round 2: Aftershock]
You are so fuckingâŠAmerican, damn
Shit, I bet you a grand youâd think July 4th lynchings be a hell of a plan
âI donât trust no stinkinâ Moos-lams if theyâre dressed in Jihads!â
And you probâly own clothes witâ the Confederate flag
See, you takinâ to a sixth-string samurai, abusive with acoustics
If the watch is nice, Iâll take Jeff carats like Jeff Jarrett
Farrell chirpinâ little bars in your ear like a pet parrot?
Well, think PMD, âcause without Eric, you just perish (Parrish)
But who the bosses in Connecticut?
âCause yâall donât got any power
If the two fused, youâd make up Jonathan Bowers
So now Iâm treatinâ cliques how Negan did
Iâm startinâ witâ Mega first
Iâll have you waitinâ on the bat like Alfred Pennyworth!
So once I swing at âem, split atoms and flip Phantoms
So you will vanish like Pac-Man witâ a pill habit
A ticking time bomb in your whip gets implanted
That means I put some SHIT in his ride like Biff Tannen!
But yo, but you on Blackout? Wait a secâŠ
With a loss to Lil G? Is this makinâ sense?
Like, another L and heâs World Domâs main event?
I mean, you surrounded by beasts?
I agree, but itâs different, famâ
Your fans are sheep, your dogs are bitches, you a sacrificial lamb!
See, you have OK battles, but as the chosen winners, close to never
Foremanâs dinner
Even as a storyteller, Krome was better
Heâs charismatic, but his bars reaches and mostly filler
And bar for bar, got Xâd out by a frog like Chrono Trigger!
I got joints witâ more views than all your lame shit combined
AKA you are a monumental waste of my time
But vets are scared to take an L, so up-and-comers get ducked
Check my track record! I ainât scared of none of you fucks!
They say âActions speak louder than wordsâ?
Well, then Iâm used to war
I took Flex at the height of his buzz, now Iâm takinâ you at yours
In the hopes that one day, I can stop gettinâ the runaround
Maybe get one opponent that I somewhat give a fuck about!
But they say you earned a title shot from all your GZ victories
Your joints are promo - you donât actually have GZ victories
And that title donât mean shit ever since DDâs history
So if you wanna make it a title matchâŠ
(*Aftershock pulls out the Ground Zero title chain from underneath his sweatshirt*)
Uh-ohâŠI brought the REAL ONE WITH ME!
WHOA!
(*to Gully and Bishop Brigante*) Kinda fucked that up
(*chuckles*)
Time, cunt!
[Round 2: JeFFrey]
Aight, yoâŠ
Man, I said, you couldnât catch a buzz witâ chopsticks and Miyagiâs help
But goddamnit, you look like you could really stock a shelf
And itâs kind of- (*chuckles*)
Itâs kind of ironic youâre a big ball of gas, but no one thinks youâre a star
You look like you could open up a McDonaldâsâŠwith all the loose french fries in your car
You sweaty mess
[E. Farrell]
He does!
[JeFFrey]
Heâs always flanneled up-
Flanneled out, wearinâ the same boring clothes
Lookinâ like he packed a picnic for five, ate it all, and wore it home
Fuckinâ platypus
I took your bitch shoppinâ on some Petco shit
Then had her at the crib throwinâ it back like a retro mix
No lie - I ainât even touch that bitch, and she was ready to cum
Standing RockâŠhard, she said yes to the pipe like President Trump
I been dickinâ her down on the side
Itâs why yâall donât fight as much
Beat the brakes off the pussyâŠshe needs the Midas touch
I was hittinâ that box harder than a Tyson punch
And had her screaminâ out my name like Michael Buffâ
YeahâŠ
Meat dangle like a bu- (*chuckles*)
Meat danglinâ like a butcherâs fridge
She was sayinâ I was off the hook
Ainât the romantic type, but I was lookinâ like Fabio off the book
You whale-dickâŠ
I thought Chedda had skinny arms, but you really take the cake
Well, me? Iâm in the ring with pythons like Jake the Snake
Yeah, Iâm cut like Planned Parenthood
Shredded like top-secret docs
Peep the Glock
It ainât dinner witâ your bitchâs famâ when you meetinâ pops
âCause Iâll run up in your crib like, âThis a stick-up, faggot. Where the bundles at?â
And then we could get it shakinâ witâ the hands like a Rumble Pak
I pull out the pistol and he stay in his lane like he runninâ track
It be like proud parents at a tee-ball gameâŠIâm makinâ a couple clap
He survive, I double-back
Split his spine in half, plan to suffer
Set his house on fire and your flannel get cooked like a Spanish custard
Now your mama at the wake cryinâ
Prayinâ that After life come back to life like Judgement Day
But Iâm like, âI hate to break it to you. Heâs in Hell now. Your son was gay.â
Time
[Round 3: Aftershock]
Letâs talk about Random, yeah?
[E. Farrell]
Pause!
[Aftershock]
And your little creepy crusade
For months, sayinâ wild shit youâd never speak to his face
Youâre searchinâ his photos, makinâ memes your little cheerleaders praise
Remember, fans: battle rappers are fuckinâ weirdos these days
You went on Facebook Live for an hour talkinâ âbout âHeâs a faggotâ
[JeFFrey]
Yes
[Aftershock]
You went on Facebook Live for an hour and heâs the faggotâŠ
[JeFFrey]
(*nods and shrugs his shoulders*)
He still is
[Aftershock]
If you ask him the reason for the endeavour?
âWell, itâs âcause Random says heâs better than everyone else in GZ!â
Oh, so heâs like every rapper ever
I mean, you seem obsessed to the point this shitâs controlling your actions
Itâs like Farrellâs dick in your mouth: thatâs just an involuntary spasm
[E. Farrell]
Pause!
[Aftershock]
Your mom will call you on your birthday âcause she sent you a package
Youâll be like, âMom, thanks for the tube socks! R-Randomâs a faggot (*click*)â
I mean, shit, you told Caustic youâd box him, then you called Knamelis a racist?
See, outside, he ainât repeatinâ those statements
Got a habit of bumpinâ his gums and wanna front like heâs tough!
I just hope one of them doesnât punch you, but the other one does
I digress
You got Goodz in iBattle in June - is this correct?
No diss to Lexx, but yâall havenât learned this lesson yet?
You pay a big name some money and get attention, yes
And with your friendâs Nexus 10, youâll film your next event
Youâre gonna prep your best and represent
Second-guess your references
Heâll coordinate his outfit: yellow vest, Ecko sweats
I hope Goodz is still writing at the venue, JeFF
While youâre doing that shit for free or getting less than his 10 percent
I mean, do you know what heâs gettinâ paid? Must be expecting less
Any effort he gives you, his fans are expecting less
I ainât tryna tell Nikiya how to spend his bread
Whatever youâre hoping this investment gets, start expecting less
So maybe youâre just hopinâ that you two become the best of friends
You pre-plan how youâll greet him like some desperate wretch
Youâll be likeâŠâOh, Goodz! What up!? Itâs me, MC JeFF!
Mind if we take a quick selfie? BAM! I just wanna text my friends.
What are you doinâ after the battle? Wanna get some meth!?
I know this nightclub called âThe Treasure Chestâ - they play a mean techno set
Weâll dance âtil weâre a sweaty mess!
I hope this night never ends!â
And Goodz will be likeâŠâHey, Jim, where the hellâs my check?â
You wanna know whatâs pathetic, JeFF?
I got three more battles and ten times your views, and you donât get this yet
See, up-and-comers want exposure, they pay expensive vets
Itâs not who you battle, itâs WHERE you battle that has the best effect!
So thank you to the fans! I hope we put on a show though
Youâre welcome for the L and the promo, Frodo
Fuck outta here
[Round 3: JeFFrey]
I saidâŠ
Man, I said, I canât tell if you Arab or Mexican
Either way, youâre gettinâ screened like a Marvel flick
In my country, your whole family banned (band)...like the Partridge clique
And I heard your father edges hedges and edens
And your mother taught you the Lemon Pledge of Allegiance
Well, yâall the reason I love all my Presidentâs speeches
âCause even Canadian battle rap ainât safe from you Mexican leeches
And I heard your ille- (*chuckles*)
I heard your illegal hot Latina cousin moved to FloridaâŠnice!
I live in Tampa now
Iâm thinkinâ âbout reportinâ herâŠI.C.E!
Yeah, itâs Immigration
But Iâm off it, and I donât care if you like me
Either way, I still got Shocks under the kick like the Vince Carter Nikes
I will knock you the fuck out, then shoot youâŠthatâs a promise
What Iâm sayinâ is after the punch, the K kickinâ likeâŠâThat was gah-bage!â
I heard theyâre startinâ to call me âMr. Blackoutâ
I was ripped off the cover of a Tiger Beat
I brought so many of yâall Canadians the business, I think I deserve a finderâs fee
And good luck findinâ your feet, fat boy
Better luck findinâ a groupie
Peep him, I got him leakinâ
The young boy fly and Iâm groovy
I just hopped off a Lear jet, and every pussy Iâm near wet
The boul (Bull) got dimes like Rajon RondoâŠpimp
When you hop in the convoâŠwith a bitch, you get on your PNut shit and promise that youâll cop her a condoâŠ
Simp
Now he act like a bitch and feel like he testinâ me
But just like a bitch yappinâ, I donât hear when you next to me
I like alcohol and guns, I got a beer and a TEC witâ me
You really facinâ the American culture, Shock, like Syrian refugees
But donât get gassed up
âCause you stay at the bottom of flyers and you mad gay
Well, Iâm next up, and I wonât have it that way!
At World Dom, I need to talk toâŠAspire