[Verse 1]
Fuck an alarm, worry gets me out of bed
Twenty missed calls, don't wanna know what I said
Spent all I got, yeah I'm getting deep in the red
I do this a lot, and I'm gonna do it again

[Pre-Chorus]
I, I should be letting it grind on me
But ooh, I'm over taking it seriously
A fine line between cracking and harmony
Hmm, it's funny to me

[Chorus]
If I don't laugh, I'll cry about it
If I don't get high, I won't forget
It's a paranoid, parody skit
If I don't laugh, I'll cry about

[Verse 2]
I went to the bar, and tried to go home with my ex
I didn't get far, I don't even think she was there
I suck at my job, I'm just hanging on by a thread
I practice a lot, so why ain't I better in bed?

[Pre-Chorus]
I, I should be letting it grind on me
But ooh, I'm over taking it seriously
A fine line between cracking and harmony
Hmm, it's funny to me
[Chorus]
If I don't laugh, I'll cry about it
If I don't get high, I won't forget
It's a paranoid, parody skit
If I don't laugh, I'll cry about it
If I don't laugh, I'll cry about it
If I don't laugh, I'll cry

[Outro]
If I don't laugh, I'll cry
If I don't laugh, I'll cry
If I don't laugh, I'll cry
If I don't laugh, I'll cry