Friend requesting all the hipster girls on Facebook
Because I’ve given up on real life
And I don’t know how to meet human beings anymore
I’ll be satisfied with a selfie with 27 likes

And sadness will come and sadness will pass
But sadness will always reliably come back

Reblogging every stupid picture on Tumblr
To make sure that you know that my identity’s just like yours
The internet is a goddamn cesspool of narcissistic tendencies
To mask our insecurities

But I’d be lying if I didn’t say
I’m just a puzzle piece in the larger picture of humanity
I'm the rock in your shoe and I will never leave you