Let’s go get some heroin tonight
Let’s go get some heroin, alright?
Cause I’m feeling kinda shitty
And I want to feel alright
So let’s go get some heroin tonight

Addiction is a myth, I’m telling you
Why would people do it if that were true?
So stop being a jerkoff
And let’s go get the goods
And soon enough we will start feeling like we should

The world is as beautiful as it can be
After you stick in that IV
Heroin makes magic
And I am a rabbit
Being pulled out of a hat is my new habit

I lost my job earlier today
A bit of heroin sure sounds okay
I found a vein quickly
With a belt between my teeth
Thank the lord, it’s the lazy river for me

Let’s go get some heroin tonight
I’m completely broke, but I’m sure that’s alright
Cause I’m feeling really shitty
But I’m willing to do anything
So let’s get some heroin
Let’s get some heroin
Let’s get some heroin tonight