Billy Straus
Finale
CHRISTINE
Y'know, boys, I cleared over five
Million dollars last year, but I gotta
Tell you something
Your fifty thousand was the
Most fun I ever had
It was a ball
It was a blast
'Cause I was hanging with the boys
And that's a plus
You've got the class
You've got the cheek

LAWRENCE
You've got the brains

CHRISTINE
Let's get that Greek

FREDDY
I guess we're dirty rotten crooks...

LAWRENCE
Dirty rotten shnucks...

CHRISTINE
Dirty rotten guys...
ALL
It was a trip
It was a ball
It was a kick
I loved it all
'Cause it was almost too prodigious
To discuss-

CHRISTINE
And though two aces beat you blind
They'll never be three of a kind-

ALL/ENSEMBLE
Filthy
Shameless
Lyin'
Cheatin'
Dirty rotten guys...
Like us!