[Verse 1]
Wait... is this another acid hit?
Or just some crazy shit!
I miss the life of the mundane
This can't be good for my brain

[Pre-Chorus]
Damn, a man, from lollipop lands
A gumball machine is pissed at me
Ghosts and ogres obnoxious as all Hell
The monster only helping us into days end!

[Chorus]
A day in my life isn't what it seems
Praying the universe won't end
Seeing human heads float around
What do I do?
Playing video games!
For humanity
My life isn't regular
Travel to see father time
Just a simple worker at the park
Hooked me friend up so we can start
My life isn't too regular

[Verse 2]
Rock, paper, scissors, damn!
That's when this crap began
Just hold on for a while, guys
This is gonna be a bumpy ride
[Chorus]
A day in my life isn't what it seems
Praying the universe won't end
Seeing human heads float around
What do I do?
Playing video games!
For humanity
My life isn't regular
Travel to see father time
Just a simple worker at the park
Hooked me friend up so we can start
My life isn't too regular

[Bridge]
I wonder when I'll wake up as from this dream
When I wake up these stories're something I can't believe
I'm scared for my life
I'm scared for my life
I'm scared for my life

[Chorus]
A day in my life isn't what it seems
Praying the universe won't end
Seeing human heads float around
What do I do?
Playing video games!
For humanity
My life isn't regular
Travel to see father time
Just a simple worker at the park
Hooked me friend up so we can start
My life isn't too regular