[Intro, spoken]
Hi there!
I'm [Dial-up noises] from Dance with the Dead!
And...
Uhhhhh
You know what, I think I'm going to skip out on this one, bye!

[Verse 1: Norman, All, Unknown]
Father said that this world isn't for me
I tried to pray for a new reality
"So come to me, we can change night into day"
A tied-up moth seems to know a different way
(Don't remember it, don't return to it)
Oh, father tore out the umbilical cord
There's nothing left in the bottle keeping me scored
We'll abandon the scenery in the...
(Pay child support, pay child support)
Divorce office

[Chorus: All]
Can't say I'd evеr eat bugs
Not on toast and not in a pan
Hell no, I'm not eating bugs
I am allеrgic to bugs and moths
Can't pay the mortgage on time
I put avocados on my toast
I don't eat bugs on my toast
I am allergic to bugs and moths
[Post-chorus, spoken: Norman, Creature and Charon, Creature, Charon]
Oh god, my allergies
John 3:33 (Is there a bug in here?)
I have no goddamn idea who John is (Please)
Or what a bible verse is (Those who have accepted that you will eat a bug)
My allergies are really bad
I'm from outer space (Will not eat a bug!)
I'm just gonna leave now

[Verse 2: Charon,Norman, All]
A spider twink with court documents in hand
Said, "Please don't eat me, I have a husband and kids"
I am the husband
I don't know about the kids
Is there something you're not telling me?
I committed adultery
God returned with Raid: Shadow Legends in hand
This video is not sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
Please don't sue us AAAAAAAA
The abandonment of our marriage in the...
Iowa courthouse

[Pre-Chorus: Norman]
So with advice of the judge
I have to pay child support
{Chorus: All]
At last, I ate the bug
So I don't have to pay child support
Might go to prison instead
Murder is worse than adultery
It's ok, I'm dying soon
I am allergic to bugs and moths

[Post-chorus: All, Arc]
E-i-e-i-e-i-o
Cuphead 2
Cuphead 2
Hey guys, look it's me! (E-i-e-i-e-i-o)
Arc from Chattering Lack of Common Sense!
Hi, I'm in Norman's song now, hi!

[Outro, spoken: Creature, Mickey, All]
Someone please get me some antihistamine
Mickey Mouse here!
Oh, you better watch out!
IMMA COMIN' FOR YA!
Are YOU eating bugs?
I'm gonna murder you, Arc Chattering