I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a little 2-bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand
Since "they" moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah the taliban) (ooo the taliban baby...oo yeah)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head
That covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo the taliban baby)

But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up
And it'll be, "Ride camel, ride"
My old lady she'll be here with me
Just smilin' right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine
Or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to
The Taliban

I know where you coming from brother
This is a patriotic love song
So y'all feel free to salute if ya want to
I give ya permission
Now they attacked New York City
'Cause they thought they could win
Said they would stand and fight
Until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran
And said, "Now, you son's a bitches
You better not be doin any business with that Taliban"

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
Untill those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over their Holy Land
And man you should have seen em run
Like rabbits they ran, the Taliban

But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up
And it'll be, "Ride camel, ride"
My old lady she'll be here with me
Just smilin' right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine
Or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers
To the Taliban

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner
To the Taliban
Taliban