Aliens have invaded our planet
Killed our people, took our metals
Turned our planet to a kettle
And exploded
The sun

So if you wanna die, come over here
They took me on their ship and told me
"You're gonna die
And you won't be the first
Our planet is gone, and so now we thirst
For a place
Of our own"

The aliens are here
Shot my daughter with a ray gun
"We don't have a planet so you don't desеrve one."
They еxploded the supervolcano

(I noticed, to the left of me, a chain of what looked to be like the tail of a Chinese kite. Uh, kind of weaving and going at a terrific speed, across the face of Mount Rainier!)


(What powers the thousands of geysers and hot springs here in Yellowstone? Heat! From the volcanic magma chamber beneath your feet.)

(Cause I, I started clocking them on my sleek second hand clock, and uh, as I kept looking at them, I kept looking for their tails, and they didn't have any tails! I thought, well, maybe something's wrong with my eyes—)

The aliens are here

(I will swear with my hands on a Bible because I did see it, and whether it has anything to do with our army or intelligence or it has to do with some foreign country I don't know. But I did see it, and I did clock it, and I just happened to be in a beautiful position to do it, and uh, it's just as much a mystery to me as it is to everyone else who's been calling me the last twenty-four hours, wondering what it was.)