Taylor Swift
Fortnight (Pillager Raid - The Parody)
[Verse 1: Taylor Swift]
I was supposed to be sent caving
But they forgot to come and give me torches
I was a functioning xp-aholic
'Til nobody noticed my new base
All of this to say I hope you're okay
But you're the reason
And no one here's to blame
But what about your quiet TNT?
[Chorus: Taylor Swift]
And for a pillager raid there, we were forever
Punch at you sometimes, ask about the villagers
Now you're in my server, turned into good neighbors
Your wife mines bedrock, I wanna kill her
[Verse 2: Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift & Post Malone, Post Malone]
All my chеsts are trapdoors stuck in an endless nеther fortress
I took the miracle move-on potion, the effects were temporary
And I love you, it's ruining my server
I love you, it's ruining my server
I touched you for only a pillager raid
I touched you, but I touched you
[Chorus: Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift & Post Malone]
And for a pillager raid there, we were forever
Punch at you sometimes, ask about the villagers
Now you're in my server, turned into good neighbors
Your wife mines bedrock, I wanna kill her
And for a pillager raid there, we were together
Punch at you sometimes, comment on my armor
Now you're at the pressure plate, turned into good neighbors
My husband is cheating, I wanna kill him
[Bridge: Taylor Swift, Post Malone, Taylor Swift & Post Malone]
I love you, it's ruining my server
I love you, it's ruining my server
I touched you for only a pillager raid
I touched you, I touched you
I love you, it's ruining my server
I love you, it's ruining my server
I touched you for only a pillager raid
I touched you, I touched you
[Outro: Post Malone, Post Malone & Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift]
Thought of minin’ with ya, but you won't come with
'Nother pillager raid lost in the seed
Move to a village, buy the mending you want
But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch me
Thought of minin’ with ya, but you won't come with
'Nother pillager raid lost in the seed
Move to a village, buy the mending you want
But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch me