[Verse 1]
You left your stone pickaxe at my base
Straight from the tortured miners cave
I think some things I never say
Like, "Who uses stone pickaxes anyway?"
But you're in self-sabotage mode
Throwing TNT down on the rails
But I've seen this video and still loved hardcore mode
Who else builds with you?

[Chorus]
And who's gonna mine with you like me?
And who's gonna shield you, if not me?
I laughed in your face and said
"You're not SmallishBeans, I'm not LDShadowLady
This ain't the CrazyCraft mod, we're vanilla idiots"
And who's gonna mine with you like me?

[Post-Chorus]
Nobody
No-fucking-body
Nobody

[Verse 2]
You crafted, then ate seven stacks of cake
We declared Stampy should be a bigger YouTuber
I place your bed, you fall asleep
Like a rare pink sheep
But you awaken with dread
Pounding axes in your head
But I've read this one where you come undone
I chose this boss-battle with you
[Chorus]
And who's gonna mine with you like me?
(Who's gonna mine with you? Who's gonna mine with you?)
And who's gonna shield you like me?
(Who's gonna shield you?)
I laughed in your face and said
"You're not SmallishBeans, I'm not LDShadowLady
This ain't the CrazyCraft mod, we're vanilla idiots"
And who's gonna mine with you like me?
(Who's gonna mine with you? Who's gonna mine with you?)

[Post-Chorus]
No-fucking-body
(Who's gonna mine with you? Who's gonna mine with you?)
Nobody
(Who's gonna mine with you? Gonna shield you? Gonna grief you?)
Nobody

[Bridge]
Sometimes, I wonder if you're gonna blow this up with me
But you told Alex you'd kill yourself if I ever leave
And I had said that to Steve about you, so I felt seen
Every player we know understands why it's meant to be
'Cause we're crazy
So tell me, who else is gonna shield me?
At dinner, you take my diamond helmet off my head
And enchanted it with the book people enchant netherite helmets with
And that's the closest I've come to my heart exploding
[Chorus]
Who's gonna mine with you? (Who?)
Me
Who's gonna shield you? (Who?)
Me
You're not SmallishBeans, I'm not LDShadowLady
This ain't the CrazyCraft mod, we're vanilla idiots
Who's gonna mine with you?

[Post-Chorus]
Who's gonna mine with you?
Who's gonna mine with you?
Who's gonna mine with you?
Who's gonna mine with you?
Who's gonna mine with you?
Who's gonna mine with you?
Who's gonna mine with you?
Gonna shield you? Gonna grief you?

[Outro]
You left your stone pickaxe at my base
Straight from the tortured miners cave
Who else builds with you?