Taylor Swift
Fresh Out The Slammer (Fresh Out The Stronghold - The Parody)

[Intro]
Now, pretty player, I'm runnin' back base to you
Fresh out the stronghold, I know who my first book will be to
(Fresh out the stronghold, oh)

[Verse 1]
Another biome takin' cover, rolling blazes
He don't understand me
Despawned back in snow, silent caving, bitter
He was with her in dreams

[Pre-Chorus]
Gray and blue and fights and mineshafts
Poisoned to the splash-potion I was under
For just one hour of farming
Years of labor, iron bars, and respawning
In the shade of how he was feeling
But it's gonna be alright, I did my time

[Chorus]
Now, pretty player, I'm runnin' back base to you
Fresh out the stronghold, I know who my first book will be to
(Fresh out the stronghold, oh)

[Verse 2]
Redstone flashes, welcome players, get the flint & steel
Toss the gunpowder off the cliff
As I said in my books, now that I know better
I will never lose my baby again
[Pre-Chorus]
My villagers tried, but I wouldn't hear it
Watch me daily despawning
For just one glimpse of his smile
All those nights, he kept me goin'
Swirled you into all of my enchantments
Now we're at the starting line, I did my time

[Chorus]
Now, pretty player, I'm runnin'

[Bridge]
To the base where you still wait up and that lantern light gleams (Gleams)
To the one who says I'm the girl of his minecraft dreams
And no matter what I've done, it wouldn't matter anyway
Ain't no way I'm gonna screw up now that I know what's at stake here
At the village where we used to sit on church swings
Wearing imaginary rings

[Outro]
But it's gonna be alright, I did my time