Taylor Swift
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (Who’s Afraid of Disenchanted Me? - The Parody)

[Verse 1]
The who's who of "Who’s that?" is triggered for the firecharge
But my wooden shovel paved their paths
You don't get to tell me about "sad"

[Pre-Chorus]
If you wanted me despawned, you should've just said
Nothing makes me feel more enchanted

[Chorus]
So I leap from the ancient cities and I teleport down your base
Crash the victory like Disc 11 as I scream
"Who’s afraid of little disenchanted me?"
You should be

[Verse 2]
The scandal was contained
The arrow had just grazed
At all emeralds, keep your good username
You don't get to tell me you feel bad

[Pre-Chorus]
Is it a wonder I broke? Let's hear one more joke
Then we could all just laugh until I cry

[Chorus]
So I leap from the ancient cities and I teleport down your base
Crash the victory like Disc 11 as I scream
"Who's afraid of little disenchanted me?"
I was tame, I was gentle 'til the SMP life made me mean
"Don't you worry, players, we took off all her armor"
Who's afraid of little disenchanted me?
Well, you should be
[Post-Chorus]
(You should be) You should be
(You should be) You should be
You should be (You should be)
You should be (You should be)
You should be

[Bridge]
So tell me every book is not about me
But what if it is?
Then say they didn't do it to hurt me
But what if they did?
I wanna scream and show you just how dried this has made me
You wouldn’t last an hour in the nether where they raised me
So all you players can sneak into my portal with all the netherack
I’m always poisoned on my own XP, isn't that what they all said?
That I’ll burn you if you step on my base
That I'm fearsome and I'm wretched and I'm wrong
Put mending into all of my songs
And that’s why you're still singin' along

[Chorus]
So I leap from the ancient cities and I teleport down your base
Crash the victory like Disc 11 as I scream
"Who's afraid of little disenchanted me?"
I was tame, I was gentle 'til the SMP life made me mean
"Don't you worry, players, we took off all her armor"
Who's afraid of little disenchanted me?
Well, you should be
[Post-Chorus]
(You should be) You should be
(You should be) You should be
'Cause you shot me (You should be)
And you hurt me (You should be)
And you taught me

[Outro]
You fenced me and then you called me illager
I am what I am 'cause you trained me
So who's afraid of me?
Who's afraid of little disenchanted me?
Who's afraid of little disenchanted me?