[Verse 1]
The lavas smoke billows out his mouth
Like a iron minecart through a small village
The jokes that he told across the Butchers
Were revolting and far too loud

[Chorus]
They shake their heads sayin', "Notch, help her"
When I tell 'em he's my man
But your good Notch doesn't need to lift an axe
I can tame him, no, really, I can
And only I can

[Verse 2]
The swiftness races through his brain
On a six-rail Savanna mineshaft
His hand so cursed from his crossbow
Softly traces hearts on my face
And I could see it from 500 blocks away
A perfect project for my certain craft set
He had a halo of the highеst enchanting books
He just hadn't met mе yet

[Chorus]
They shake their heads sayin', "Notch, help her"
When I tell 'em he's my man
But your good Notch doesn't need to lift an axe
I can tame him, no, really, I can
And only I can
[Bridge]
Good boy, that's right, come close
I'll show you Aether if you'll be an Puppy, all night
Trust me, I can handle me a hostile man
No, really, I can

[Chorus]
They shake their heads sayin', "Notch, help her"
When I tell 'em he's my man (I told 'em he's my man)
But your good Notch doesn't need to lift an axe
I can tame him, no, really, I can (No, really, I can)
Woah, maybe I can't