[Verse 1]
Was any of it true?
Gazing at me glowstone-eyed
In your Raid’s Witness suit
Who the fuck was that guy?
You tried to buy some potions
From a friend of friends of mine
They just ghosted you
Now you know what it feels like

[Chorus]
And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
If rusting my sparkling copper was the goal
And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
A message to the smallest player who ever played?

[Verse 2]
You hung me on your wall
Punch me with your iron fist
In the village, showed me off
Then sank into a still tuff golem
'Cause once your queen had come
You'd treat her like a witches ram
You didn't measure up
In any measure of a player
[Chorus]
And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
If rusting my sparkling copper was the goal
And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
A message to the smallest player who ever played?

[Bridge]
Were you sent by some player who wanted me despawned?
Did you sleep with a crossbow underneath our bed?
Were you writin' a book? Were you a sleeper cell pillager?
In fifty years, will all this be disenchanted?
And you'll confess why you did it and I'll say, "Good riddance"
'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden
I would've died for your skeletons, instead, I just died inside
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time
You'll slide into fences and slip through the iron bars
You crashed my victory and your own boat
You said normal girls were boring
But you were gone by the morning
You broke out all the torches, but you're still mining

[Outro]
And in the plains you hid
But you are what you did
And I'll forget you, but I'll never forgive
The smallest player who ever played