"You Belong With Me" Taylor: You guys!
"Out Of The Woods" Zombie: Stop making that surprised face, you're so annoying.
"Shake It Off" Taylor: Yeah, you can't possibly be that surprised all the time.
"LWYMMD" Taylor: What's with that b*tch?
"Out Of The Woods" Zombie: Don't call me that!
Fearless Era Taylor: Y'all!
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" Taylor: Oh, stop acting like you're so nice! You are so fake!
Biker Taylor: There she goes, playing the victim again.
Met Gala 2014 Taylor: What are you doing?
Cheetah Taylor: Getting receipts. Gonna edit this later!
2009 VMA Taylor: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative...
All: Shut up!