[Verse 1: Taylor Swift]
I'm back with another hit
That proves I'm psychotic
And over-sensitive
I'm angry, nobody gets me
If you rub me the wrong way
Like Katy and Kanye
You will rue the damn day
Satan does not give up a grudge

[Pre-Chorus 1: Taylor Swift]
I am an angry, delusional, entitled baby
Every song I make, I have a victim mentality
I'm so deranged, I made a list of all those who've wronged me
And every single one must die
Oh

[Chorus 1: Taylor Swift, Kanye West & Katy Perry]
Ooh, look what you made me do
Stop strangling me, fool!
Look what you just made me do
Now time to kill Katy!
Ooh, hey, Katy, hun', guess who
Taylor? Yep, good guess, boo
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
[Verse 2: Taylor Swift]
Finally you get to see
The true version of me
I've always been an evil beast
Whose career was bought by Daddy

[Pre-Chorus 2: Taylor Swift]
I am the definition of insane, oh, yes, that's me
I can't take any hate, I'm full of insecurities
Pretended to shake it off, but that was a lie, clearly
So now the entire world must die

[Chorus 2: Taylor Swift]
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do

[Bridge: Taylor Swift]
I'm the great, Lord Lucifer, haters bow to me
You all asked for this, I hope that you're happy
Prepare to feel my wrath, I will show no mercy
It's time Satan Swift destroys humanity!

[Interlude]
I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now
Why? Oh, 'cause she had another really bad period
Became a totally crazy, insecure, childish, evil maniac
Turned into the Devil
And is now in the process of wiping out all of mankind
(Oh, uhhhh, okay, shoot, this was kinda important, uh
I'll-I'll just try back later, thanks)
[Chorus 3: Taylor Swift (Satan), Kanye West (Jesus) & God]
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
Taylor, stop this madness!
Kanye, you are Jesus?
Yes, and since you murdered me
I've risen in peacefulness
I came to say sorry
And bring you this kitty
OMG, he is so sweet
Look at his cute, kitty feet
Now, God, her guard is down
It's time to end this now
In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
Meow!

[Outro Skit: Taylor Swift (Satan), Kanye West (Jesus) & (God)]
Your reign of terror is over, you crazy bitch
Ah, oh, ugh, ahh, stop! Ah, blah, yick
Oh, Yeezus, it's dripping down my pole, ah
Hahahahaha!