Taylor Swift
Look What You Made Me Do
[Intro: R.A. the Rugged Man]
I said "I could rap to anything- anything"
They said "Ugh, Taylor Swift new song, I hate that song"
I said "Yeah, I like that song
It's- it's- it's cute, it's stupid, I like it
Ugh, look what you made me do"
So I got to rap to this, I could fucking murder this
My daughter's in my arms, let's go, let's do it
[Verse 1: R.A. the Rugged Man]
Yo, yo, the lowest of the trashiest, hookers want me
Born insecure rat soup eating honky
Word to Dolemite fat kid with an overbite
Before I ever rode a bike I was born to hold a mic
Like now you hear my baby in my arm and she cryin'
She won’t let daddy put her down when he rhymin'
Aight then, everything I say is frightenin'
I scare everyone - feminists, gays, straight white men
Home on the range - buffalo ran free
Like the one-eyed Jay Clancy can’t see
Hard to smell her "Barbarella" Jane Fonda campy
Sneak in ya mama drawer sniffin' on her panty
It's intergalactic space molecular
Aronofsky, Mickey Rourke "The Wrestler"
Heat the temperature - Otto Preminger
They hate the truth - they wanna kill the messenger
Cock on your forehead, balls on your chin chin
Russian bitches pissin' on me at the Kremlin
Trick a dick lick a trend, anything to fit in
Shit and piss I'mma dog, bitch Rin-tin-tin
Offend women and feminine men
With thin skin been swimming in women in Richmond to Finland
It’s that rapper, he act tough
That rappity rap stuff
Dick slappin' and MAC sluts
Hit harder than Mack trucks
Wanna knife fight leave the white bread dead
I’m not right in the head like I’m Right Said Fred
Said “I’m too sexy for my…”
Tighty whitey drawers and my shit stained underpants
Bass in your face base head drug advance
You ain’t hit it right - that’s why you can’t keep her
Now your face is a bloodbath - you a damn bleeder
I feed on you insects - I'm an anteater
I smack up journalist like I’m Antifa
And you talkin' your shit like your boxing is better
Get ya ass knocked out like you Connor McGregor
Quick flop drop get stopped from the pressure
Dropped like the charges - Doc Luke/Ke$ha
We turn on the news, oh Trump tweeted something
Another dumb thing, right or left one wing
As my dick bounce in the wind bitch let my nuts swing - sing
[Chorus]
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
[Verse 2: R.A. the Rugged Man]
Yo, yo, Kanye get his head rocked with a headshot
If he jump on stage put him in a headlock
And I’m yoking the joker and chokin' the swine
Fuck a confederate flag clothing line
"WAIT - this is not hip hop why is he doing this?"
You stupid motherfuckers I do what the fuck I want
I'mma give you shit for free like I’m Bernie in Vermont
I'mma lyrical genius and I’m an idiot savant
Well we grew up in poverty and we ruin your economy
Enter the promised land like the book of Deuteronomy
Rooting for whose apology, shoot and lose your authority
Ruin your music nominee, do a duet with Amalie
Gun in the window like I’m Malcolm
This a throwaway rhyme, wait for the album
Jerry Lewis, Scorsese, King comedy
Rest in peace Dick Gregory, Mobb Deep Prodigy
[Chorus]
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me—
[Outro: R.A. the Rugged Man]
Oh, shut the fuck up, I'm done with this stupid song
Can't believe I did it, fuck you all