[Verse 1] (Spencer G.)
There was a girl I really liked
She seemed so sweet, sweeter than candy
Until one day, she snuck out
Lied, cheated, stealed
She said "It's time to get rid of him"
I thought we were lovers
From lovers to killers, from lovers to killers

[Chorus] (Spencer G.)
If I die, darling, make sure to call this The Murder House
If I was dead to you, cut me up like a swine, throw me away
Tie my neck up like a knot, choke my severed head
I'll dream about you when my head gets thrown out
I'll still think, I'll still function
Just kill me

[Verse 2] (Chubby Bunni)
Nothing i did was right to you
We never truly loved each other
Buried the body in my backyard
And i grew some plants over you
You lied, cheated, and stole from me
My perfect life was ripped from me
Went from lovers to killers to lovers to killers

[Chorus] (Spencer G.)
If I die, darling, make sure to call this The Murder House
If I was dead to you, cut me up like a swine, throw me away
Tie my neck up like a knot, choke my severed head
I'll dream about you when my head gets thrown out
I'll still think, I'll still function
Just kill me