Lazy Moonshiner, shine your wet light on my dry lips
You're a gold miner, and this gold will make you stumble and trip
And momma can't take that bottle from you
They say sunshine is happy, Lord moonshine is too

Lazy Moonshiner
Thin this blood enough, to run through tight veins
Firewater
Hit my head hard enough, to flatten my brain and momma can't take, that bottle from you
They say sunshine is happy, lord moonshine is too

When morning comes, grind my coffee with a shotgun's blast
It's morning time, so cream my coffee, with your lazy moonshine
Said cream my coffee with your lazy moonshine
Cause your day's intentions are pointless as mine