Cake Boss
Oh shit! Cake boss on the tune
Welcome to wag 2 shit you already know!
This the Brooklyn zoo This that cake frosting flow
I flow so hard, I spit a rap
I rap so hard, you ain't even know how hard I rap
For all the dummies dissin, I don't give a shit
Fuck the haters I'm goin in

Every time I come I gotta go
Hittin dirty jobs you can call me mike Rowe
Fuck, this song got 3 beats all made by me
They're pretty beast so am I just try me
Holy shit it's finally 420
So light up your crack and throw away all yo money

dAMN thos are sum beast ass bars

yo it's Lex Lubert and I fuckin hate Japs
I wanna fuck your mom in the ass
I wanna fuck your mom in the craaack
I wanna nut on her tits
I don't give a fucking shitz!
Your bitch is fucking gugly
I only only fuck people who are fugly
Your mom hair is curly
my dick hair also curly
ya ya yeaaaaaaa ya
you are all gay lil kids
I am the biggest shit(WE ARE GUYS BITCH)
We are the world's asshole and we're the next big shit(YA THAT"S RIGHT WE ARE GUYS BITCH)
What's next alien sex?
*Lil Boobie*

YA THAT"S RIGHT WE ARE GUYS BITCH

it's little motherfucking boobie
i'll still drink you up like a motherfucking smoothie
you hear me??
I'll STILL drink you up like a MOTHER
FUCKING
SMOOTHIE

Still, We Are Fucking Guys
I am Lil Boobie and I eat fucking fries
and you've prolly never heard me say that before
And I prolly will kick down the motherfucking door
And I amlike a motherfucking dinosaur
and I will eat you up in a motherfucking tar it
and I am got a motherfucking carpet
took a little shit onto the motherfucking carpet
and I came back and then i cummatumma sarpit
burkalberklurlurlalaluracarpid

*Guapo*
Aye yo!!! I got a fat ass butt crack
And I got bedazzles stapled on my nutsack
Just like joe merkel I've got a gaping ass hole and a 40 foot pole in my pants
I'm max ostendorf with a dumbildore wrinkly sack
And I hit planet fitness w young stress and I max
Then get the dirty 530 munchies need a snack
I cum on your moms blouse
If you gay out my house
I'm snorting crap off a hooker Aasss!
I come to class high in crack!
I see some city boy pussy and my fists go boom boom nap!
I invite your mom over to take a nap and a crap on my back
Yay ahaha I like to rap!
My beef is fat like Vic pen ash
Actually my beef is with him
Vic is a guy girl tramp shim
*Lil boobie*
lil boobie and I still got the motherfucking bars
and Lil Boobie and I took your motherfucking siter out and we
fuckin watched Pixar's Cars
And then I took her out to a motherfuckin movie-dinner-date
and then told me that I am fucking great

*Ester*
aye
gimme the mic and let the whole thing rip
yall know me man
ehhhhhh
aye bruh i like hearin myself on dis

*Cake Boss*
OOOOHHHH there's JORDAN

*Guap*
Vic if you're wondering why I dissed you its cos you fucking me and you had an epic rap battle of history and you fuckking embarrassed me in front of everyone at the whole school at the football game you fucking I fucking hate you VICTOR PENNASH

*J MAC (Yung Thuney)*
WE"RE GOIN NO WHERE FAST WE REACHED OUR CLIMAX

*WAGBOT*
We Are Guys the album is finally here
Weee Aaaaareeee Guuuuuuysssss
theeeee alllbbbuummm isss fiiiinallyy heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
we are fucking guys
lil boobie fucking we're back in this bitch 4/20