[Verse 1]
You're always up to no good
Your fingers in my cookie jar
You can have my checkbook, Visa and my Mastercard too
Ain't no price too high for what you do

[Pre-Chorus 1]
You could be my dog
I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now

[Chorus]
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

[Verse 2]
Your car's a dump and you're broke (but that's alright)
I never liked them fancy guys
You don't even look good
God, it ain't right
But you're starry eyed and out of sight
[Pre-Chorus 2]
You could fall apart
I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now

[Chorus]
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

[Verse 3]
You're always up to no good
You catch on like a bonfire
Every single worn out line is shiny and new
I never met a sweeter liar

[Pre-Chorus 3]
You could be my king
I would knit you mittens and make you pie
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Lets do it right now
[Chorus]
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

[Outro]
Wasting my time on a bum like you
Wasting my time on a bum like you