[Verse 1]
I wish that I could be as basic as you
Happy snapping filtered photos of food
Your small talk makes me turn to substance abuse
'Cause you're way more funny on a xanny or two

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm never gonna be like you
I'm never gonna be like you
How do you feel under all that concealer?
Are you breathing?

[Chorus]
I can be your friend
If we just play pretend
Fatal 'cause we're femme
Turning boys into men
We're getting high
On sororicide
Yeah, I can be your friend
If we just play pretend

[Post-Chorus]
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
[Verse 2]
Branded with your feminist tattoo
But you plump your lips to look just like Betty Boop
Heather, tell me what is your father wound?
I hate that I just wanna look like you

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm never gonna be like you
I'm never gonna be like you
How do you feel under all that concealer?
Are you breathing?

[Chorus]
I can be your friend
If we just play pretend
Fatal 'cause we're femme
Turning boys into men
We're getting high
On sororicide
Yeah, I can be your friend
If we just play pretend

[Post-Chorus]
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend