[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
PUFF PUFF
VS
STEVE SMITH
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
Hello, little bitch, Steve Smith, I'mma show you who can
Be the better red jacket, glasses wearer, you little faggot
You alien-smugger, I will make you drink your Orphan Tears
After I kill your mom and dad from getting White Boy Wasted, queer
Good morning U.S.A.? Bitch, I live on Jupiter
Grandma got a facebook, poking you, it makes you look stupider
I fight to Win, bitch, I'm Stalking Your Mom
You are extremely poor, bro, write a Bartender Song

[Verse 2: Steve Smith]
I'll show you the better red jacket with my Hogwart's spells
I'll take your Tig Ol' Bitties, makе your life a living Hell
You're not my Favoritе Martian, you're like a Kelly Clarkson
You got what I need? Bitch, My Balls are the stars man
Runaway planet? Yes, it ran from your stupid ass
I'll Boom Headshot on your Grandma's face, it will be a blast
Don't get your fans excited for an album, you stupid prick
You tried to go all Hollywood, and look how it ended
[Verse 3: Puff Puff]
You searched for 8 years for a girl to bone
You can't get none, bro, you're left in the Friend Zone
Your mom looks like sex. She'll always Text Me Back
But the bitch got a penis, and she's also Dookie Fresh

[Verse 4: Steve Smith]
Puff Puff Humbert, I love the way you lie
My raps will take over the world, so go ahead and die
Nobody likes your shit, you lasted forty three songs
Sorry Puff Puff, your band, it didn't last long

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES