Epic rap battle parodies
Fidel Castro vs Che Guevara
Fidel Castro:
Let me, Fidel Castro, show you who's the real star

This battle will be so hardcore just call it Cuba Total War

This will be real easy, just score and stop being an imbecile man

You know your people are being captured by the Libya forces all over again

I scared the shit out of Reagan, I'm ???

I'm a leader, your just on the picture of propaganda

I'll own you comrade, now quit being so jealous

I know you're a little bitch but this is no time to be rebellious

Che Guevara:
Hey did I just hear, that whole verse was a fiasco

Boasting won't help you, I'm much better than you foolish Castro

Grab your ? and go back to Argentina, hermit

Let this ? show you a revolution(?)
There's no shame loosing against an icon

Let me explain, you ???

I'm a guerilla of lyrical warfare

Your ???

Fidel Castro:
People ? will make you pay, in the end you will bleed

For once, Guevara, ???

You're no heroic fighter, you just look like a gorilla

I'm the ill-ist Cuba leader, fucking bitches in my ?

I'm revolutionary and legendary, you weren't even necessary

Remember that breakup was the boss, you're my missionary

I'll fuck you up, I'm Bruce Carioca, your bitch ass better be weary

I'm alive, you're buried, now tell me where's the god damn cemetery

Che Guevara:
You're out, and now your brother's in Fidel
Remind me of how you became an infidel

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You're a ? who's rhymes are worse than your life ?

With the way that Castro behavin' he needs some medication

As a doctor, my diagnosis, economic stagnation

The true revolution is something you'll never understand

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