[Chorus]
Christmas drillings, make a killin'
Got them children cryin' now that Santa Claus is missing
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Christmas drillings, make a killin'
Spending all your P, don't look under the tree
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday

[Verse 1]
It's the one, two, three
Man'll cut down your Christmas tree
Gonna take this flow out in the snow, back to skid row, fuck mistletoe
Pull up on Santa and jack his sleigh
Him and his elves might pass away
Run 'em all over with his sled
Out in Lapland, snow turned red
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead
Santa got put in a spliff, irrelevant myth
End of his presence, I plead the fifth
Body is stiff, jeez

[Chorus]
Christmas drillings, make a killin'
Got them children cryin' now that Santa Claus is missing
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
[Outro]
(Cheer)
That was gold, that was gold