Cartoon Network

[Verse]

He came in touch with the villain

Filling what's in it to kill it in minutes

The sending and getting the rent in

Smoke out his nose, like a chimney

He rhymes so quickly, but his opponents are so Disney

On top like parents of the cattle, and the gallus

The place in the palace, who really consider the baddest

Spplat!, I mush rappers like chowder

Your not courage, your just cowardly

The reaper would take you on his adventures and do it happily

I am the weasel of rap, popping yes? probably

Turn ya to a flapjack, don't flap ya trap Jack

Don't do jack, or I'm a leave you like squats, jacked

Dexter let me into his laboratory

I fucked DD, and watched his TV, and then his mother joined me

Super horny, so I owned it, I'm my own character

And my name is Alex Van Theodore and I'm a tourist

Now the station bout' cut off, son of a bitch

My mom said not to watch this, but shit, what's this?