[Verse]
He came in touch with the villain
Filling what's in it to kill it in minutes
The sending and getting the rent in
Smoke out his nose, like a chimney
He rhymes so quickly, but his opponents are so Disney
On top like parents of the cattle, and the gallus
The place in the palace, who really consider the baddest
Spplat!, I mush rappers like chowder
Your not courage, your just cowardly
The reaper would take you on his adventures and do it happily
I am the weasel of rap, popping yes? probably
Turn ya to a flapjack, don't flap ya trap Jack
Don't do jack, or I'm a leave you like squats, jacked
Dexter let me into his laboratory
I fucked DD, and watched his TV, and then his mother joined me
Super horny, so I owned it, I'm my own character
And my name is Alex Van Theodore and I'm a tourist
Now the station bout' cut off, son of a bitch
My mom said not to watch this, but shit, what's this?