[Intro]
You're a professional, at all things lying
Fake teardrops on the floor, 'scuse me for sighing
Ooh-la ooh-la follow me while I play the world's smallest violin
While I play the world's smallest violin

[Verse 1]
This heartbreak city baby ain't my vibe (No, no, no)
Don't mean to be rude, but sorry, bye
Bring on the waterworks and stormy skies
Ain't gonna rain on my parade tonight

[Verse 2]
Go and cry a river if you like (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm too busy soakin' up the lies
You did a symphony of sweet little lies
Has played my heart strings for the very last time

[Chorus]
You're a professional, at all things lying
Fake teardrops on the floor, 'scuse me for sighing
Ooh-la ooh-la follow me while I play the world's smallest violin

[Post-Chorus]
While I play the world's smallest violin
Ooh-la ooh-la follow me while I play the world's smallest (violin)
[Verse 3]
Used to keep emotions running high
Now in an IDGAF state of mind
Not complicated, I don't sympathize
With little boys who kick and scream all night

[Bridge]
Like ooh, now that I'm good
You wanna talk about how you're good
You don't need better
Your heart is severed
So broken off and misunderstood
But I know

[Chorus]
You're a professional, at all things lying
Fake teardrops on the floor, excuse me for sighin'
Ooh-la ooh-la follow me while I play the world's smallest violin
While I play the world's smallest violin

[Outro]
While I play the world's smallest violin
While I play the world's smallest violin, oh-oh-oh
While I play the world's smallest violin