[Verse 1]
I have a friend called Jimmy
He loves his bed as a bar
He chews your ear off at four in the morning
Smoking Richmond‘s out the kitchen door

And I have a friend called Millie
She gets it all on chuckie
Chews your ear off at four in the morning
While sipping on an ice cold Bucky

[Chorus]
It’s always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life
It’s always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I fuck me life

[Verse 2]
I have a friend called LDB
She has a thing in her brain which she cannot contain
But you should see her living
You should see her living
She’s the king of the fucking world!

[Chorus]
It’s always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life
It’s always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life
It’s always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life
It’s always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life