[Screamed]
Get off the metro now!

Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
Skitzy fucking Tory cunts
Have come to kill me Nan, whey!

[Verse 1]
I got a letter from the NHS
It said it's here for twelve weeks
Or twelve weeks or summat
I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
Yeah I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
And I'm gonna die

[Chorus]
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue

[Verse 2]
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two metres
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
I said woah woah woah woah
That's less than two fucking metres
[Chorus]
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue

[Outro]
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two metres (two metres)