[Intro: Ben Shapiro, Ben Shapiro & Tom MacDonald]
Nicki, take some notes, I just did this for fun
All my people, download this, let's get a Billboard number one

[Verse 1: Brandon Toy]
Y’all wanna talk about race? Fine
We’ll lay it out on the bass line
‘Cause it seemed like before ‘44 we could all get along
So how did we decline?
Let’s take a train back to the past (past)
And ask, “Who built those tracks?”
Only thing that held the yellow folk back
Was affirmative action, so
Forget all the lies you bought
Forget all the drivel your colleges taught
It’s not ‘cause of color, it’s ‘cause of “the other”
The only oppression you have is your thoughts
For scores of years we couldn’t intermarry
Now the only freedom we don’t have is eating dairy
If I’m wrong, I’ll recant it
Blame it all on the fact that my vision was slanted

[Verse 3: Kyle Mann]
Yo, yo, yo
Let me drop some facts too
Rachel Levine is a woman through and through
Blacks are killed by police at outsized rates
And that’s a fact ‘cause people tell me it’s true, foo
Y’all are bigots, and I know what that means
I just looked it up in the dictionary
A book that conforms to our every need
When a 1 is not 2 and a 2 is not 3
You think you’re the kippah of facts, Ben?
Withstand all my verbal attacks then
‘Cause words are violence so is silence
Especially of straight men
A baby’s not a baby, Karl Marx was kewl
Trump is literally Hitler, gassing the Jews
I stand with Hamas, what is it they do?
[Chorus, Outro: Tom MacDonald]
I don't care if I offend you
I was put here to upset you