[Verse 1]
Why does the sun set in the west?
And why does my heart keep beating in my chest?
What ever happened to the Duke of Earl?
I gotta PBS mind in an MTV world

[Chorus 1]
Is it ignorance or apathy?
I forget these lessons taught to me
Some say life isn't fair
Hey, I don't know, I don't care

[Verse 2]
Ambivalent, well, yes and no
Hey, where did all the hippies go?
Our conversation sounds like actors' lines
Is it time for your medication or mine?

[Chorus 1]
Is it ignorance or apathy?
I forget these lessons taught to me
Some say life isn't fair
Hey, I don't know, I don't care

[Bridge]
Therapy is extremely popular
Poppin' bubble wrap is radically cheap
You choose which one helps with your problems
I'm gonna get some sleep, I'm gonna get some sleep
[Verse 3]
Sandy beaches in distant reaches
And all those lovely Georgia peaches
It's never too much and never too late
To pack your bags and get out of state

[Chorus 2]
Is it ignorance or apathy?
The worried will all disagree
Some say life isn't fair
Hell, I don't know, I don't care

[Chorus 3]
If you're looking for a quote from me
I'll be under the mango tree
Just can't say how I'll get there
Hey, I don't know and I don't care

[Refrain]
I don't know and I don't care
I don't know and I don't care

[Outro]
Je ne sais pas
Je ne carer
And math still suks
Uh oh, that's the end of this record
I gotta go out on the town
I don't know and I don't care