[Verse 1]
Let me tell you now, he sips, he quips
Dreams a lot about sailing ships
Wants to throw it all away
Wants to have it back someday

[Verse 2]
Love's fool, Sears tools
Wants to win that football pool
Spend it on some real good grass
Disappearin' oh so fast

[Chorus]
Tell my story, pain and glory
Guess my occupation
Free and easy, warm and breezy
Overnight sensation

[Verse 3]
I got house pets, Lear jets
Tryin' to learn about bassinets
Oh Miss Piggy, dance with me
Let me take you to the sea

[Verse 4]
Dreamsicle, big dill pickle
High school honeys sure were fickle
I'll be damned, country ham
Takes me back to Alabam'
[Chorus]
So won't you tell my story, pain and glory
Guess my occupation
Free and easy, warm and breezy
Overnight sensation

[Outro]
Let me tell you now, he sips, he quips
Dreams a lot about sailing ships
I'll be damned, country ham
Takes me back to Alabam'
I'll be damned, country ham
Takes me back to Alabama