Christmas in the Caribbean
On the island named for snakes
Tonga lines took me to Culebra
For a perfect yule tide break

I have gone there for the fishing
But when I stepped off of the plank
It was an eerie celebration I couldn't quite explain

Drivin', Drivin', Drivin' the pig tonight
Drivin', Drivin', Drivin' the pig tonight

It's a smoky revelation and a pork pie ecstacy
The steering wheel it turning towards a feast of possibilities
Little Jesus stole our birthday - Christmas babies, we got scammed
But the three kings were our saviors, come and join us for some ham

Manejando, Manejando, El Cerdo esta noche
Manejando, Manejando, Manejando ¡Olé!

Drivin', Drivin', Drivin' the pig tonight
Drivin', Drivin', the Macarena around the way

Multicultural emotions make Los Reyes Magos smile
Señorita would like to dance with me a little while
There is sea salt in her perfume, a culinary odyssey
Flavors cooking, really cooking, on this epiphany
Manejando, Manejando, El Cerdo esta noche
Manejando, Manejando, Manejando ¡Olé!

Drivin', Drivin', Drivin' the pig tonight
Drivin', Drivin', Drivin' the pig tonight

La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la la

Manejando, Manejando, El Cerdo esta noche
Manejando, Manejando, Manejando ¡Olé!

Comemos el cerdo esta noche
¡Feliz Navidad!