Jimmy Buffett
Don’t Bring Me Candy
And don't bring me candy
And don't tell me lies
'Cause baby I can't see
Through your alibis
Just live like a lady
Who wants what she sees
And I'll be there and I'll be fair
When your true to me
And don't buy me presents
That'll I'll neglect
All I want from you
Is love and respect
Like a car on the freeway
I'll hustle and I'll speed
But don't come around
And I'll break down for one of what I need
Now you say there are lots of games
And everybody plays
But don't forget
The one who lands on boardwalk has to pay
And don't bring me candy
And don't tell me lies
'Cause baby I can't see
Through your alibis
Just live like a lady
Who wants what she sees
And I'll be there and I'll be fair
If you are true to me