Jimmy Buffett
If I’m Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might as Well Be You)
[Lou]
Oh I seem to get the munchies
This time each and every day
Go charging through the food chain
Like gas through a main
Slithering through the thorn
Til something comes in view
If i'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
Aw yeah one two one two
Check this out
I've a basic inclination
A very primal need
To inspect the vegetation
For an egg or centipede
I just can't control this' hunger
I just can't seem to cut back
On my ravenous consumption
Uh, you're a welcome little snack
If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
Can you dig it?
I could see you as a sandwich
Or a strangе, exotic stew, yeah
Wеlcome to the jungle
Such a lonely point of view
If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
Y'know what I'm saying?
Kick it
All on eyes one time
[Leaches]
He's gonna eat somebody
What a shocking appetite
[Lou]
Here we Go
[Leaches]
Pot luck you're never in it
To kill your appetite
[Lou]
Yeah you know it
[Leaches]
Floating down the river
Like an oyster in a stew
He's gonna eat somebody
[Lou]
Looks like it's gon' be you
I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
A temping little morsel
A tidbit of fondue
Welcome to the food chain
Such a lovely point of view
If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
Kinda poignant to tell her
'Cause it's a long way down
I'll eat another leaf
You
Cm'ere one time
Lost your funky mind
Get off my back
And do a jumping jack
If I'm gonna eat somebody
Might as well be you
If I'm gonna eat somebody
Might as well be you